You've got faith (ding)

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Fri, 05/31/2019 - 11:12

(Reply to #181) #182

NewSkeptic

@Ratty

I really hope your verbiage is just an odd attempt at comedy. Any other explanations I can come up with to explain it are just progressively more sad.

Fri, 05/31/2019 - 03:25

#183

Cognostic

@RatSpit - Jesus is not an

@RatSpit - Jesus is not an asshole, he is a dick. ,,,, Oh wait..... He is bipolar. He he he ...... I guess we are both right. Wait a minute....... wouldn't he be tri-polar. Dick, Asshole and bugger? What do you think?

Fri, 05/31/2019 - 17:55

(Reply to #183) #184

rat spit

@Cog

All three. I can’t see what else “holy trinity” would be referring too.

Sat, 06/01/2019 - 16:27

#185

rat spit

This is the best part of the

This is the best part of the thread. The OP has completely given up - admitted defeat, and left.

The Atheists now gather in unity to gently mock the theist and his pathetic attempts to convert you all.

It never fails and it is one of my favourite parts of the thread. But, I ask, what would the AR be without its desperate Theist counterparts?

Sat, 06/01/2019 - 17:30

(Reply to #185) #186

Tin-Man

@Rat Spit Re: "The Atheists

@Rat Spit Re: "The Atheists now gather in unity to gently mock the theist and his pathetic attempts to convert you all."

Well, it's too bad he didn't hang in there just a little bit longer. He almost had me. I mean, I was RIGHT THERE on the verge of converting. If only he had hung around to fill me with the Word of God just one more time, he may have saved my heathen soul. Alas, though, the moment has passed. Looks like my atheism is safe for another day.... *relieved sigh*...

Sat, 06/01/2019 - 18:27

#187

rat spit

@Tin Man

I know, right? Me and the OverLord couldn’t be any closer. But this OP came on really strong at the start! I liked it!

I’m especially receptive to the whole, “you’re a sinner who will burn in Hell unless you turn to the one true religion - which is, uh ... oh yeah! Christianity!”

I feel bad for all the Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Muslims, and Baha’i followers of the world, though. If only they would worship the right God! BIG mistake on their part.

Sat, 06/01/2019 - 19:14

(Reply to #187) #188

Tin-Man

@Rat Spit Re: "If only they

@Rat Spit Re: "If only they would worship the right God!"

Exactly. That's why I prefer to be atheist. To me it just seems rude to show favoritism to any one of them. Therefore, I just stay neutral as a show of respect.... But, again, I have to admit, ol' WTC came oh-so-close to drawing me over into the folds of his faith... *trying maintain straight face*... *snortle*.... *attempting to regain composure*... *snirkle*.... *face turning purple trying not to laugh*.... So close.... Sooooooo so close..... *squerk*....

Sat, 06/01/2019 - 19:33

(Reply to #188) #189

rat spit

Well. It’s a little bit like

Well. It’s a little bit like throwing the dice. The Hindus say, “okay. We’ll worship a million different gods. And that way, one of them ought to be the right one.”

The Buddhists say, “we’re gunna play the game. But we’ll just do it right and maybe if we’re lucky we’ll walk away and break even.”

The Atheists are like “fuck that shit. We’re not playing this game!”

And the Abrahamic religions (as well as Sikh) are like, “ we get one roll of the dice. Thankfully we worship the “true” God. So, we’re gunna roll a seven and win the whole kitten caboodle.”

Or whatever number you need to roll in craps. (I’ve never been a gambling man).

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