If there was a GOD would you follow him? Check my bet

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Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Ryan

@ Ryan

"There is lots of info out there that will lead you to Gods existence"

No, no, there is not. not a skerrick, a grain, nothing. Lots of fallacious flatulence but not one jot or iota of proof for any god or gods existence.
If you are going to make these claims then "lots of" is NOT a quantity it requires proof, citations, evidence and provable sources.
I will give you a hint, the bible cannot prove itself.
Find external corroborating evidence for your claim(s) or you will be extinguished. Squashed like a not very interesting and completely unoriginal bug.

But Ernie is a lovely pup.

Have you heard of Hitchens Razor?

You are obviously shell shocked and a bit shaky from your first real experience of those who are not in your comfortable Jesus bubble.

Take some time. Look up and research the questions you have been asked. WARNING: regurgitated secondhand online pastor bullshit will be picked up, examined and tossed aside like a dead, stinky rat.

See when you return.

Oh and Ryan, you know how effective prayer is......0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(Edited to get pup's name right duh!)

chimp3's picture
Your professor was correct.

Your professor was correct. We most certainly are the product of evolution. We are cousins to the chimpanzee and are related to every living thing on the planet. We have a common ancestry. No gods required. Small changes accumulating over long periods of time is all it takes to explain the complexity and diversity of life. I think that explanation is awesome. Way more majestic and inspiring than that silly tale in Genesis.

David Killens's picture
I call BS on this appeal. For

I call BS on this appeal. For over 30 years of my adult life I opened my heart, I searched, I even got on my knees. My intentions were 100% sincere. I WANTED this god to reveal itself to me.

mykcob4's picture
@ryan

@ryan
Well well well, now you have pulled out the old "I'll pray for you bullshit.
1) Prayer is just a show. If you pray in one hand and shit in the other all you end up with is one shitty hand. So don't be condescending and say you will "pray" for me. That is arrogant and condescending.
2) You assume that I/we have never searched for any evidence of a god...a christian god. You'd be dead wrong. We have exhausted everything that you could imagine. There just isn't anything.
3) Don't tell me you "love" me. You don't fucking know me or anything about me.
4) I'd say I am far more honest about things, especially god than you. You won't question faith. You are an obedient little toad succumbing to the indoctrination that has been foisted upon you.
5) You also arrogantly assume that YOU know what god wants. You don't know, you can't know. That is just another arrogant assumption on your part.
6) You assume that I am frustrated and angry. What gives YOU the idea that YOU know what is in my mind/heart? You don't know a damn thing. So quit with your arrogant condescending bullshit!
Your god has had over 2000 years to "reveal" himself, and it has never happened. Oh, there are hearsay testimony accounts that are conveniently unverifiable, but that isn't fact.
7) You don't walk with jesus or god. If jesus existed and he probably didn't, he has been dead for over 2000 years. There is no god and never was. What you walk is the line you were brainwashed to toe!
So don't hand me ANY of this fucking nonsense. PROVE YOUR FUCKING GOD! That is all you have to do. Quit playing this game of innocent nice subtle proselytizing asshole. It's obvious that you are not educated, and are playing a fucking game. Maybe you're lonely, maybe you were sent here by some youth minister, but whatever the case, you are clearly out of your depth.
Fucking morons like you bore me. You pretend to be all nice and innocent and really you're just smug little arrogant condescending shits.
Do you have something tangible or not? No, I didn't think so!
Your facts are faulty, your stats are way off, your sources are dubious, and your agenda is clear. You think that YOU can come to an atheist website and "make a difference". All you have done is confirm how utterly stupid christians are. Do you see atheists going to christian websites and trying to convert people? No, it just doesn't happen. The reason is that ATHEISTS are HONEST! You need a whole community to bolster your belief. I have never seen ANY FUCKING CHRISTIAN that can be a christian on their own two feet. Not fucking one!
And another thing, it is awfully convenient to claim some christians aren't really christian. Who the fuck are you to decide that?! No one that's who!
Damn you are an arrogant little shit! You can't even treat other christians with respect, let alone anyone else. You claim to "love" us even though we are atheists, but you can't even "love" nor respect other christians! So it is logical that you are lying about loving other people! I am so sick and tired of this lying bullshit from people like you who demand that we atheists be "honest" and "open-minded" when you are closed minded morons that parrot shit you saw on YouTube. How fucking hypocritical. I contend that the most open-minded people in history have been and are atheists! An atheist TRULY goes to where the facts lead them. They don't have a predetermined conclusion that the narrative is forced to fit!
Facts are facts, and bullshit is bullshit. You deal in bullshit!
You love me...KISS MY ASS!

Ryan Mahar's picture
its funny because I am

its funny because I am actually nervous. I think I totally blew it he probably really hates me now. I am kind of bummed, actually, I liked being on his good side and now he is going to hate me. That really sucks. :(

Tin-Man's picture
Ryan, as already noted, Myk

Ryan, as already noted, Myk does not tolerate very much nonsense on here. But the ONE thing he REALLY does not appreciate is having somebody get on here and preach as if they were addressing a room of grade school students. He takes exceptional insult to that. Now, most of us on here will either simply dismiss/ignore you, or have a bit of fun like a cat toying with a mouse. Cheap entertainment of sorts. Myk, though..... Ummm.... How can I put it?.... Well, let's put it this way: I plan on hiding behind something big, thick, and heavy for a bit. Best of luck to you, by the way. Oh, and for what it's worth, (should you decide to stay around) I highly recommend you keep the preaching and prayers out of here if you are sincere about wanting to learn and have people on here take you seriously. I know you mean well, but your preaching and prayers are quite counterproductive here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I will be crouched down behind a thick brick wall until I determine it is all clear.

Ryan Mahar's picture
@ tin man

@ tin man
Ryan, as already noted, Myk does not tolerate very much nonsense on here. But the ONE thing he REALLY

I will stop

mykcob4's picture
@ryan

@ryan
I don't hate you. I don't know you. I hate the bullshit that you spew. I hate the fact that religion christianity, in particular, has caused so much suffering in this world. I hate the utter hypocrisy that IS christianity. But you no I don't hate you, just like YOU don't love me. I don't know you and you don't know me.
You know what REALLY REALLY sucks? You demanding that we be honest and everyone here has been completely honest with you. Has anyone lied to you here...NO! Has anyone made up a fucknut story for you...NO! Have you lied...YEP sure have!
You said that you are afraid...OF WHAT, that I might be harsh and use profanity? Maybe your afraid that you'll be exposed as to who and what you really are!
Your god is a lie. The bible is a book of lies. jesus is a lie. You loving us is a lie. Us hating god is a lie. Us hating the bible is a lie. You live a lie. Hell, I don't even know if that is your real dog.
I doubt that your dog "prays" or believes in a god. I'm sure he lives in the REAL world. Why don't you take a lesson from your dog and embrace reality instead of worrying if we atheists hate your myth! I'm sure your dog wouldn't give two shits about what complete strangers hate or don't hate. He probably understands it's none of his damn business!

Ryan Mahar's picture
@ mykocb4

@ mykocb4
Let me clue you in on something. I have REALLY REALLY been easy on you. Ask anyone on this forum. I

I am sorry, I feel like I overstepped my boundry

CyberLN's picture
Ryan, feel free to say

Ryan, feel free to say whatever you like (as long as it’s within the forum rules). Your thoughts and opinions are yours and you are welcome to voice them. This is true for everyone who posts here.

Ryan Mahar's picture
Thank you that was nice of

Thank you that was nice of you to say, I appreciate it. I will not do it again, but I am curious, is saying I would pray for someone against the rules?

Tin-Man's picture
@Ryan Re: "is saying I

@Ryan Re: "is saying I would pray for someone against the rules?"

Nope. Not against the rules at all. You can feel free to say it as much as you like. But, as I said before, if you truly and sincerely want the folks on here to take you seriously, and you truly are here to discuss and learn things, then I suggest you avoid saying that. Totally up to you, though.

Ryan Mahar's picture
I will not say it again I don

I will not say it again I don't think its worth it.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Ryan

@ Ryan
You got it right there. I knew you were a quick learner.

BTW there are controlled scientific studies that prove prayer does not work. No discernable difference between the outcomes from the prayer groups, the non prayer groups and the control.

You should look them up.

Prayer only makes you feel good/better. Prayer to a god or gods has no effect on the events or circumstances that surround you or the object of your prayers. Get over it.

If you don't believe me here's a little test you can do. Pray every day for Mykcob's conversion, Then in 3 months come back and repeat the absolute condescending bollocks you wrote before about loving him and praying for him. That should be very interesting and a very steep learning curve for you.

If you are not game enough, well...I cant say I blame you. Tin Man and I will be on hand with the mops buckets, 1st Aid and practical help...on the other hand we might just say, " oh dear Ryan, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers".

David Killens's picture
What you did was come in here

What you did was come in here being very pompous, expecting everyone to stand and wait until you took the pulpit. Then you threw a lot of shit at the wall, hoping that some of it would stick. Then when that did not work, now you are playing the passive-aggressive game.

I sincerely want you to understand this:

Since I realized there was no god, it was like I was freed from slavery. The perpetual fear was dissipated, the uncertainty, the worrying and anxiety. Today I can state that I have never been happier or emotionally stable. I found the happiness that religion denied me.

I also have more confidence in myself, and facing challenges are a lot easier. I stared directly at death, and did not blink.

Ryan Mahar's picture
Ok how about we get off the

Ok how about we get off the God thing and let me ask this. Lets not talk about the "simple cell" that is way overdone. What about each mechanism in its simplest form. How could echolocation, lungs, heart, eyes, balance, hearing, smell, reproduction, sonar, photosynthesis, various defense mechanisms like a skunk spraying stink, an eel that can shock you, a squid that can spray ink, ect. When you roll these mechanisms into their simplest forms where evolution would have started, they are still very complex and most of them require communication with the brain which makes it extremely improbable that any of these mechanism could have been created by natural causes.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Ryan

@ Ryan
"Ok how about we get off the"

Nah mate, how about you answer the questions you have been posed by me, Tin Man and Myk as well as others before you go running off down another cul de sac.

We are easy. Wait till you start getting into the science nerds here, you will be toast.
" extremely improbable that any of these mechanism could have been created by natural causes."
Oh lordy, you are in a world of sciency hurt now.

Take a rest old son.

Ryan Mahar's picture
Ok

Ok

goodnight old man shouts :)

LogicFTW's picture
For the love of g...

For the love of g...

Ahem.

For the love of your love of your god:

Please go read about how evolution works before you try to point out what is wrong with it? Do you know how bad it sounds when you use it as a claim for your god's existence when you do not even know how evolution is supposed to work?

Ryan Mahar's picture
@logicfortw

@logicfortw
For the love of your love of your god:
I don't understand?

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Is US english not your first language?

Tin-Man's picture
Hey, Logic, if it makes you

Hey, Logic, if it makes you feel any better, I thought it was pretty damn funny. lol

Fantastic artwork with the face-palm, by the way. Impressive.

mickron88's picture
ohh...i see...and i thought

ohh...i see...and i thought its a hand, reaching for the butt chicks..

sorry for being so green minded T-man..

my apologies....

LogicFTW's picture
It is Captain Jean Luc Picard

It is Captain Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek the Next Generation fame. The arguably most iconic of the face palm pictures. Played by Patrick Stewart.

The ascii art is not my own. (I have some free time lately, but not that much free time.)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Facepalm

Sapporo's picture
The general rule with

The general rule with evolution...and with anything in general...is that things that are good at prospering, prosper. It would be wrong to suggest it is a "random" process.

Ryan Mahar's picture
I agree and understand that.

I agree and understand that.

David Killens's picture
And please understand that

And please understand that everything is a mutation from it's parents. Most mutations are incredibly minor. But if that wee little mutation improves an organism's chances for survival, it is likely that mutation will be carried on. But for every successful mutation, there are scores that fail. They do not reproduce. When you combine extremely minor changes over thousands or millions of generations, then the change can become obvious. In most cases that is what evolution is, small changes over very long periods of time and many generations.

When we encounter the "747 created from a hurricane", I hope you understand why those who understand evolution get irate.

Sky Pilot's picture
ryan,

ryan,

Why does a tree have bark instead of fur?

You are basically taking pages out of the book of Job, chapters 38 & 39, in which the God character asks Job a series of questions. Since you are an educated person you should be able to answer most of them whereas the intent was to show Job as an ignorant person.

Ryan Mahar's picture
wouldn't evolution state that

@ logicfortw

For the love of your love of your god:

Wouldn't evolution state that each one these mechanism started very simple then became more complex over time through evolution? My statement is yes even when you roll back each mechanism to its simplest form it is still very complex.

David Killens's picture
You have not rolled back any

You have not rolled back any mechanisms to their simplest forms. The simplest form is not even a one celled organism.

Please understand the time involved in evolution. It is estimated that "life" began 3.8 billion years ago. It has been estimated that 2.1 billion years ago the first eukaryotes (a cell with walls and a nucleus) showed up. That is 1.7 billion years for something incredibly simple to evolve into just single celled organisms. Take a moment to digest this. It was not a 747 springing into existence in a day, it was 1,700,000,000 years just to get to a single cell organism.

I also suggest you watch this video. It explains how the eye evolved. And understand that Dawkins is a recognized and respected fellow in this field. He isn't just making things up, everything he states had to be backed up or he would be suffer a destroyed reputation in his field of science. You may know him as a critic of anything religious, but he is also a very dedicated and accomplished scientist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X1iwLqM2t0

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