No, I ban you for getting Down With The Sickness.

You are banned for addressing us as witches and gentle heathens..... wait I kind of liked that

I got banned from Yahoo Answers for quoting the Bible. I may as well get banned here for the same thing..

1 Timothy 2:12, in which the saint says: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

Samuel 15:3: "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.' "

Psalm 137, which celebrates this terrible revenge: "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."

Judges: “So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, ‘Get up; let’s go.’ But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.” (Judges 19:25-28)

And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, ‘If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt-offering.’ Then Jephthah came to his home at Mizpah; and there was his daughter coming out to meet him with timbrels and with dancing. She was his only child; he had no son or daughter except her. When he saw her, he tore his clothes, and said, ‘Alas, my daughter! You have brought me very low; you have become the cause of great trouble to me. For I have opened my mouth to the Lord, and I cannot take back my vow.’” (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)

But remember - This god "Loves You" and he sent his "Only begotten son" to die for you. Somehow that just seems to be in character with this monster. Go ahead, ban me from the site.

@Old Man

You are banned for operating a tricycle without the proper safety inspection sticker, and for wearing a helmet without high-visibility reflective tape.

@Chimp

Chimp, you are banned for leaving rotten banana peels beside the baptismal pools at random churches....(despite how hilarious it is).

Oh, and in my defense, how was I suppose to know Pam cooking spray is not rated for prolonged outdoor use?