Your Banned! : Third Times the Charm
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@Myk
I ban you for banning me for taking the time to get a job and start trying to be a working citizen while also focusing on finishing high school!
I also add the second charge of not allowing a modern person the convenience of modern derivatives of old quotations and phrases!
@Tin-man
I ban you for joining the Department of Redundancy Department's Branch of Awkward Wordings Branch without notification of the higher officials of the group!
@Sir Random
I ban you for too creative a ban post!
@Sir Random
I re-ban you once again another time for implying in an insinuatingly accusing manner that I would ever do anything over again in a redundant fashion that would indicate I was in any way being repetitive again as you accused. It is simply an untruth falsely made-up fabrication of little known questionable facts.
And, Myk, I ban you for beating me to the punch on banning Random again.
I ban the fucking lot of you for making me snort alcoholic ginger beer out through my nose and pollute my glass just poured and keyboard with a mixture of snot, laughter and frothy sticky stuff.
I also double ban the fucking lot of you for making me discover ginger beer, when copiously flowing through ones nasal orifices STINGS LIKE A BITCH.
I ban you, cloud shouter, for drinking a alcoholic substance without the proper precautions for viewing certain content whilst doing so!
And I preemptively ban Tin-man for the likelihood that my last statement caused the activation of the dirty portion of his non-existent thinking faculties!
And I then ban Myk for discouraging creativity while engaging in banishment!
And once more I ban myself, for banning three people simultaneously..
Sir Random, you are banned for accurately predicting the inevitable activation of the dirty portion of my pseudo-brain.
I also ban Old Man for his blatant display of alcohol abuse.
I ban the whole lot of you for not using sufficient profanity as a requisite to banning people, and therefore not applying enough weight to make the offender know and understand the sting of being banned. I see a severe lack of "Fuck You" "Asshole" and "Wanker" entered into a serious matter that has no consequence other than the verbal abuse that I hold dear to my heart. How else can an old man enjoy himself on such a thread as this? Really come on guys/gals where is the venom? For example: not once has anyone disrespected me in any manner. What a bunch of pussies! I would have banned me in this manner.
"I ban you for being a fucking cantankerous old fart that does nothing more than exposing absurdities that you meet with utter disdain and outright aggression. In other words, I ban you for being an asshole, you wanker."
That my friends is a proper bannishment worthy of print!
Well, hell... Fine then.... Have it your way, Myk...
Dear Sir Myk,
It has been brought to the attention of the Forum that you have regularly displayed an over-zealous propensity for the use of insulting vulgarities toward other members whom you may determine to have lesser levels of analytical abilities. Some of those profanities include (but are not limited to) A**hole, F**k, Motherfu**er, Wa*ker, and Sh*t Eater. Therefore, sir, per your own request, it has been deemed you should be banned in a most expedient manner so as to improve the cordial atmosphere and integrity of this thread. It has been a pleasure having you with us. Good day to you.
Tin-man you are banned for not saying "god bless"!
@Myk
Asshole! Besides, you didn't sneeze.
You are banned for requesting an unwarranted blessing.
Tin-man I also ban you for not saying "don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!"
I ban you,Tin-man, for making Catholic Priests look better than you by refusing to give out an unwarranted blessing.
I ban Sir Random for arbitrary knighthood!
@Myk Re: Tin-man I also ban you for not saying "don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!"
I rather figured that was understood on your part, thereby making it unnecessary for me to state, as it is a statement I am certain you are accustomed to hearing on a regular basis. Therefore, I ban you for not assuming that which you should have easily assumed.
@Sir Random
God bless you, my son. Now you are banned for receiving blessings from me which you did not request.
I ban you Tin-man for acting like a theist and making assumptions.
@Myk
Dang-it. My bad, Myk. You're right. You are actually probably more accustomed to hearing, "Don't let the FUCKING door hit you in your FUCKING ass on your FUCKING way out!" Slight oversight on my part. So, you are now banned for making false assumptions about my false assumption. (Yeah, it doesn't make much sense, I know. Just roll with it, though.)
And I ban you Mykcob, for being a fukdoolery pisstard and using the word 'theist' in an area where they are banned.
@Old Man
You are banned for thinking just because you put "theist" in quotation marks it excuses you from being banned for using the word "theist" in a non-theist area.
Aw, dammit! Now I have to ban myself for using the word. Shit. See what you made me do? Not fair!
I ban you old man for being BRILLIANT! Cheers Mate!
@Myk
I ban you for banning Old Man for tricking me into banning myself.
I ban myself for being undeniably brilliant and awesome and for tricking TM into tricking himself into tricking me into calling a fukdoolery pisstard of fuck my britches...I'm banned OK?
*twirling twirling, happy the whole day through!*
Actually just tucking into a very nice Australian Clare Valley Cab Sauv. Yummm.....and on special...oh sheesh...yeh Im banned..jealous old fartituders.
@Old Man
You are further banned for posting while under the influence of adult beverages. But worst of all for not sharing the adult beverages under which you are influenced.
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