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Cognostic's picture
The Man-bear-pig vs Satan is

The Man-bear-pig vs Satan is surely satanic,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLpqLd4Fino

Addiction is Satanic (Dopamine)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t5aG9XEQgs

Achmed is definitely evil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBvfiCdk-jc

Rohan M.'s picture
One thing about the second

One thing about the second one: Many fundies are completely obsessed with their religion, which sounds a lot like... *GASP* ADDICTION!!!!! 8-O

David Killens's picture
Clowns

Clowns

Rohan M.'s picture
You’ll float too >:-)

You’ll float too >:-)

arakish's picture
Anal probing aliens. rmfr

Anal probing aliens.

rmfr

David Killens's picture
Anal probing priests

Anal probing priests

Tin-Man's picture
Anal probing alien priests.

Anal probing alien priests.

Cognostic's picture
Anal probing alien priests

Anal probing alien priests dressed up as clowns.

Rohan M.'s picture
Anal probing pedobear priests

Anal probing pedobear priests. Want to do private confessions? Don’t tell mommy, or you’ll burn in Hell...

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arakish's picture
Those tiny rocks you can

Those tiny rocks you can never see yet jam the wheel of a shopping cart stopping it so suddenly you almost flip into the cart.

rmfr

Cognostic's picture
Satan puts them there to test

Satan puts them there to test your faith.

Rohan M.'s picture
Naw, GODDIDIT!!! He does it

Naw, GODDIDIT!!! He does it because it’s His way of telling you that The Rapture is gonna happen Any Day Now™... I hope we survive this year... I am REALLY not looking forward to my childhood bully tormenting me in Hell for eternity and forcing me to ice-skate in skates worn on the wrong feet while only having soggy goldfish crackers and room-temperature tea as food/drink, all while freezing as if I’d been sucked into outer space without a suit for a split second at random moments...

Oh, wait... It didn’t happen on April 23? Woo-hoo! Life is magnificent! Life is magnificent!

Cognostic's picture
Anal probing alien priests

Anal probing alien priests dressed as clowns pushing shopping carts over little rocks that jam the wheels.

Rohan M.'s picture
Anal probing alien priests

Anal probing alien priests dressed as clowns pushing shopping carts over little rocks that jam the wheels and are God’s way of warning us godless heathens that The Rapture is gonna happen Any Day Now™.

Tin-Man's picture
Anal probing alien pedobear

Anal probing alien pedobear priests dressed as clowns that drag their fingernails across a chalkboard while pushing shopping carts over little rocks that jam the wheels in a slow elevator fragranced by a serial SBD farter.

Rohan M.'s picture
Anal probing pedobear priests

Anal probing pedobear priests dressed as clowns that drag their fingernails across a chalkboard while pushing shopping carts over little rocks that jam the wheels in a slow elevator fragranced by a serial SBD farter, all of which is God’s way of warning us godless heathens that The Rapture is going to happen Any Day Now™.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch
algebe's picture
Cannibal christian evangelist

Cannibal christian evangelist vampires with big white teeth are the stuff of nightmares. Has anyone seen Richard Dawkins since this picture was taken?

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Anal probing alien vampire

Anal probing alien vampire pedobear priests dressed as clowns that prey on Dawkins and drag their fingernails across a chalkboard while pushing shopping carts over little rocks that jam the wheels in a slow elevator fragranced by a serial SBD farter, all of which is God’s way of warning us godless heathens that The Rapture is going to happen Any Day Now™.

David Killens's picture
Wet farts

Wet farts

toto974's picture
Ninja turtles, yu gi oh,

Ninja turtles, yu gi oh, pokemon, independent women, vaccines, any non american cars, socialists, communists, japanese robots, godzilla, dragon ball Z, vodka, bisexuals, cats!!!!! cats are demonic!!!!!.

Tin-Man's picture
@Talyyn Re: "cats are

@Talyyn Re: "cats are demonic!!!!!"

No, no.... Cats are Gods. Just ask ANY cat. It will confirm that. We lowly humans are merely their servants.

toto974's picture
They are demonic in that they

They are demonic in that they've succeded at making us believe we were the masters. Of course, Ancient Egyptians understood it all.

Rohan M.'s picture
Yep. That, and the fact that

Yep. That, and the fact that when you try to give a cat a bath, it will almost instantly try to run away, repeatedly scratching and hissing at you. Cats really hate getting wet. Furthermore, their growling, snarling, hissing, and spitting sound extremely demonic!

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Cartoon network is the devil

Cartoon network is the devil

Cognostic's picture
And Sponge Bob is Gay! So is

And Sponge Bob is Gay! So is Papa Smurf by the way.

horse's picture
The voices in my head are

The voices in my head are evil.

They tell me that the preacher is saying BS. They tell me Bible is wrong.

I was always told to ignore these voices. "They come from the devil" they said.

For a time I didn't listen to these voices, but when reality crushed my beliefs I finally listened to them. And now I am an atheist.

So, reason is an "evil thing".

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@Oten Re: "They tell me that

@Oten Re: "They tell me that the preacher is saying BS."

Hey, what's Bad Santa got to do with any of this?.... *scratching head*.... Oh, wait. I see. You are just meaning regular bs, not the BS we all know and love. It's okay. Honest mistake. Easy to get those two confused with each other. For future reference, though, simply use little "b" and little "s" when talking about regular bs. And use big "B" and big "S" when you want everybody to know it is the BS that spys on you all year and is very judgemental and determines whether or not you get a gift based on if you have been good or bad. Basically, it's a simple way to keep the bs seperate from the BS.

Rohan M.'s picture
True dat! I once saw a

True dat! I once saw a picture of a church sign that read,

”Reason is the biggest enemy that faith has”

. So they finally admit that reason is satanic!

Rohan M.'s picture
Harry Potter, Barack Obama,

Harry Potter, Barack Obama, Richard Dawkins, video games, comic books, honest biology classes (aka evolution), honest sex-ed classes, atheists like you and me, liberals, LGBTQ+ people, and feminists are all satanic. Just ask any right-wing Christian.

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