Okay, jesus freaks are annoying, to say the least. When I went to high school there were many clicks. There were nerds, jocks, gays (the flaming variety), socials (popular), druggies, gearheads, band nerds, drama freaks, goat ropers(country), and many more. Of these people actually and loosely belong to several clicks with only 2 exceptions.
1) Socials were exclusive. The most coveted group but not all were accepted. Now socials could be a part of every and any group but not everybody could be a social.
2) jesus freaks sometimes called bible thumpers. They would gather at the flagpole every morning hold hands and pray. Why? for the show of course. At lunch, they would gather and pray with their bags of Doritos just waiting for the spectacle to be over. They would LOUDLY greet each other in the hall with inane statements like "How you doin' sister?" "In the walk with jeeeesus."
So I wondered what this "In the walk with christ" crap really meant. Turns out is a reference to when jeeeesus walked with his disciples an preached to them. These nuts actually believe that they are literally walking alongside jeeeesus and he is continually rambling to them. It's like the son of sam hearing voices that just aren't there.
So does this constant attendance by the mythical jeeesus do any good? Apparently not. The US jails and prisons are overpopulated with people that "walk with jeeesus". Priests are continually buggering little boys. TV evangelicals are robbing little old ladies blind....literally. Old ladies are going blind because instead of taking care of their health they are throwing it away on evangelicals and churches.
I also wondered about the logistics of this nonstop walk with jeeeesus. I mean, have you ever walked with someone that is talking to you nonstop? You keep bumping into things because you are paying attention to the talker instead of watching where the hell you are going.
So does this walking jeeesus actually ride in the car while you are driving? If so, isn't that really dangerous? Should there be a law of no operating a motor vehicle while under the influence of drugs alcohol, while texting, or with nonstop talking jesus?
Maybe someone should tell this hazard to just SHUT THE FUCK UP! Or just sit the fuck down!
Subscription Note:
Choosing to subscribe to this topic will automatically register you for email notifications for comments and updates on this thread.
Email notifications will be sent out daily by default unless specified otherwise on your account which you can edit by going to your userpage here and clicking on the subscriptions tab.
One must wonder - before the advent of cellular phones, was the leading cause of vehicular accidents due to distracted driving associated with the Jebus sniffers engrossed in prayer?
:)
I can see it now....
Scooting down the interstate at 75mph, taking your hands off the steering wheel and placing them together in prayer, closing your eyes and bowing your head and saying, "Jesus, take the wheel."
Aaaaaand then comes the evening news report about the major traffic jam caused by a horrible wreck on the interstate. (Why would anybody let such an inexperienced driver with no license take control of their vehicle??? Puzzling...)
Which begs another question:
When people say Jesus is their copilot, do you suppose he rides along with his hand out the window making the coke bottle whistling sound? *woooooooooo...* Now THAT would be horribly annoying and distracting.
Yeah, Tin-man and after that car wreck, a bunch of morons will pray for that idiot.
Self driving cars needs to hurry up and come out en masse so we can yank the drivers licence of anyone that considers jesus to be their co-pilot.