So you can believe...

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So you can believe...

Alright, anyone have dreams? Believe in "open-mind" telepathy? It doesn't scientifically makes sense to have more conscience thoughts while you are asleep, so who's moderating that stuff? There is a spiritual realm and there is some joker who's controlling it. To be an atheist denies you have a soul but there are more powerful people, smarter people, so there has to a some smart and most powerful soul that controls the others. Cell regeneration? Yea we see plants but why doesn't an inanimate object heal? We're the only living creature with the ability to draw, that is the ability of free morale and abstract thought. Every see a celebrity performer almost glide? ever thought you heard a voice? Yes someone IS controlling it. Hint; there are NO schizophrenic atheists, because a conscience doesn't audio or visual hallucinations because of their own mind, which is why it's also a surprise. If you want to be schizo smoke a blunt laced with a good amount of pcp (angel dust btw). The bible says a fool says there is no God. When you see the antichrist you'll believe, that's interesting,huh? God let even HIM work miracles. That'll happen in the near future (next 10 years). If you can eat duck why are there not many other edible birds that can fly, i mean silly shit. There's lots of proof, did you see the angel cloud pic? That's like probability of what? Yes, better chance at winning the lotto twice than seeing that, lightning would really fuck people up more often if dude wasn't careful, too stereotypical God would give into it. Yea, I'm not saved tho see, I'm actually God's enemy, but I fully believe in Jesus and his Father and how the Father pretends to be the holy ghost as well to express his feminine side (Do believe the holy ghost is his ownself,okay?). Satan is also an alter personality(not real/true sift, not a mistake) and Jesus is actually fucking off the chain in heaven you needed to accept the placebo of good on earth first, get it? So then heaven can now be called better than earth. Like I said, there is no satan sooo.... I'm actually his worst enemy, yes but the antichrist can't even seem to deviate from prophecy nor does anyone in hell know the bible better than me. I'm an unpardonable sin which means I blasphemed the phony holy ghost. Soooo, he hit me btw that was a break from scripture, crazy story? Okay I'll leave it there. More proof, really quick. You can suck on a piece of weeping willow which actually act as natural asprin, theoretically, there CAN'T be things that exist in nature that can heal the dominant species, spit from a healthier person maybe, how about those blood transfusions? Not some damn aloe vera? It had to be designed FOR THAT PURPOSE. Yes i know I'm a great preacher, but I'm actually a self exhorter who is the greatest God and am good and perfect in all my ways there is NONE quite like me. If you want to achieve God hood you need to return the source from where all souls emanate and gain control over these "pixels"(know your thought).I can create entire kingdoms in thought better than any movie you've seen. Try to touch your thought, experiment. If you can do it, did you know the wrongest motherfucka already doing that shit right now?!? I'm not careful with him, most people will see hell, that deems him unnecessary to existence. Racist idiot Jesus turned out to be. kkk,666 whatever. How do you feel about being branded? Oh, so where did you get morals from? He was almost perfect but complaced. Garbage equivalent to dirt itself since you could be anything, he defined his own value, nothing. Sexy and money is his only worth, which should all be abundant anyway. No homosexuality but you can be a holy eunuch. It's a man with a vagina if you're interested. I tried to compel the antichrist to give it out because there's a second rapture after judgement day. Anyway, he WAS NOT TRYING TO SAVE YOU. Trust me my love exceeds his and beauty of course he wouldn't let you see.

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LostLocke's picture
"It doesn't scientifically

"It doesn't scientifically makes sense to have more conscience thoughts while you are asleep..."

Wow, you sure didn't waste any time getting into the "wrong" lane did you?

Nyarlathotep's picture
Yellow 4 - To be an atheist

Yellow 4 - To be an atheist denies you have a soul but there are more powerful people, smarter people, so there has to a some smart and most powerful soul that controls the others.

If we follow that chain of thought:

  • some people are fatter than others, so there has to be some kind fat soul.
  • some people are stinkier than others, so there has to be some kind stinky soul.
mickron88's picture
reading this post is like

reading this post is like putting my brain in a blender then flush it down the toilet....its like scratching nail to a blackboard...

see how this one be like the other pass-byer here....delusional? most likely..

Tin-Man's picture
Re: OP

Re: OP

*walks in wearing fuzzy bath robe and fuzzy slippers*....Duuuuuuude...... I'm - like - totally trippin', maaaaan.... *zonked out google-eyed stare*.... Hey, ya-know-ya-know-ya-know, like, when you like hear something that - like - you know, compleeeeetly blows your mind, man? That's some groovey heavy shit, duuuude. Awwwwwesome.....*annoying donkey laugh*... Oh, hey! Look, man! Oo-oo-oo! Hey, like - check this out - what if maybe like, you know, maybe God and the Devil are like... TOTALLY... the same person, maaaan? Oh, wow, man, that just totally torques my mind. I mean, like, sooo faaaar out, dude!...*shaking head in awe and wonder*..... Oh, hey, does anybody have like some snacks or munchies?...*rubbing belly*.... I'm like needing some grubbage, dude.

mickron88's picture
*sniff sniff* *rubbing nose

*sniff sniff* *rubbing nose repeatedly*....uhhhmm...here yah go mahh..men...check my shittttt...bruh..*rolling paper sound*....
mannnn... this shit is real weed bruh...*coughing* ...

yah gotta check my crib dudee.. full of gurbbage like shit hole bruh....*sniff while rubbing nose*....

NewSkeptic's picture
@ Tin-man

@ Tin-man

You really should write screenplays. Perhaps a sequel to "Dazed and Confused".

Tin-Man's picture
@NewSkeptic Re: Screenplays

@NewSkeptic Re: Screenplays

Hey, thanks. Sadly, I grew up watching a bunch of Bugs Bunny, Monty Python, and Benny Hill, with a strong side dose of Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Cheech & Chong. Apparently, that tends to have strange effects on one's brain. lol

NewSkeptic's picture
The think the OP knows much

I think the OP knows much about PCP.

*edited for verbiage*

Cognostic's picture
Was there a point to that

Was there a point to that drivel? Ahemmm... Has one not figured out that most writing involves a clearly stated topic followed by supporting evidence to clarify one's position on the said topic.

In the above attempt at communication, we begin with dreams, jump to telepathy, fade into conscious thoughts while sleeping, sidetrack into a spiritual realm, mention jokers, moderators and then atheists, and something about powerful people, slip into gliding celebrities and hearing voices and this goes on and on and on.

Someone didn't take their little blue pill this morning.
That's my guess.

Grinseed's picture
So, this isn't one of those

So, this isn't one of those "334471073 Black magic to kill your step grandmother in Upper Soho, win back your mojo love child" threads?

CyberLN's picture
I found the duck argument

I found the duck argument pretty darn compelling!

arakish's picture
Hey, Yellow 4,

Hey, Yellow 4,

Dude, send us some that you were smoking...

rmfr

Sheldon's picture
Another religious apologist

Another religious apologist who doesn't know what open minded means. I'll help you out, it doesn't mean you are more inclined to believe things despite the claims being demonstrably absurd and completely unevidenced. Open minded means you treat all ideas without bias. For instance I set the same criteria before I believe claims, namely that objective evidence commensurate to the claim can be demonstrated to support it.

"There is a spiritual realm"

I am dubious, but by all means demonstrate some objective evidence for it.
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"To be an atheist denies you have a soul"

No it doesn't, you're simply wrong. All that is necessary to be an atheist is to not believe in a deity or deities. So one could believe in any kind of vapid superstitious guff such as souls, and as long as they didn't believe in a deity they would still be an atheist.
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"there are NO schizophrenic atheists"

Oh dear, you're simply making up absurd claims without even the pretence of relevance let alone evidence. This is bizarre stuff fair play.
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"The bible says a fool says there is no God."

Well it fucking well would wouldn't it, jesus wept that's a very low bar for credulity.

NB Do you know what paragraphs are?

" When you see the antichrist you'll believe, that's interesting,huh?"

Not really, it's a pretty moronic tautology to be honest. I lost interest there, as your rambling disjointed post hasn't a single line break or paragraph and is just a long list of tedious unevidenced claims. This is debate forum, what you need is a pulpit.

chimp3's picture
Edible birds that can fly:

Edible birds that can fly: Pheasant, Grouse, Dove, Wild Turkey, Geese, Pigeon. These are just some of the tasty ones. If I was hungry enough I'd eat a vulture.

algebe's picture
I had a roast pigeon in Italy

I had a roast pigeon in Italy once. I had to count the legs to make sure it wasn't a rat. Never again. Swan's nice. But I think the flightless birds are best--chicken, emu, ostrich, kiwi, moa... (I haven't tried the last two yet.) Turkey's dangerous. It causes sleepiness and flatulence. Bad combination at Christmas because of all the lit candles.

Cognostic's picture
You should come to America

You should come to America and try the bald eagle. I hear it tastes just like chicken.

Cognostic's picture
For fk sake! You guys are

For fk sake! You guys are seriously telling me you took the time to read that, that, hurricane spinning through a library, ripping out words and slapping them onto paper. I have read some really poor posts but even I have my limits. How low will you guys go???

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