Tauism: shit happens
Hinduism: this shit happened before
Islam: blow shit up
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserved it
Judaism: why does shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: it is the illusion of shit happening
Atheism: no shit
Agnosticism: there may or may not be shit
Puritanism: shit won't happen if I work harder
Jainism: don't harm the shit
Rastafarian: smoke that shit
Baptist: shit happens, praise the Lord!
Pentecostal: talk shit
Nietzsche: become the shit
Calvinism: shit happens and you can't stop it
Polytheism: so much shit I lost count
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That's some funny shit!
I don't give a shit what anybody believes as long as they keep their shit to themselves and don't try to push their shit on me.
Holy shit! It's a miracle! Most people don't know shit from shinola!
Shite-Irish catholic.
Do you think it would be fair to include pop idol worship? As in: s/he IS the shit?
When the Pope takes a dump, is that considered a Holy Shit?
Church of England: No shit please, we're British.
Well, shit. I guess we are all in deep shit now. Because according to the bullshit we hear from all the different religions, we are all rowing up shit-creek without a single sheet of toilet paper, and we are gonna end up taking a bite out of a big shit sandwich that will be served to us by all the different gods we have been giving theists shit about over the years. Then those gods are gonna beat the shit out of us just for shits and giggles, until they get tired and bored as shit with that activity. And that is when the shit really hits the fan, because then we will get tossed into whatever shit-storm of a hell each god has devised, and I don't give a shit how tough as shit you think you may be, because that shit ain't gonna be fun. So, with that shit in mind, I suggest we all get our shit together before some omnipotent god takes a giant holy shit on our tiny little shit-for-brain heads, at which time we will find ourselves in a world of shit and be standing there looking stupid as shit thinking to ourselves, "How the hell did this shit happen?" Heed my warning, folks. I shit you not, this is some heavy shit.
I think the above paragraph is evidence that we need to introduce another slang term for excrement into common usage, if only for variety's sake. lol
This op is full of shit. Like a shitquake caused a shitnami of shitfire and it's heading right for the shitcoast.
Satanism: Scary shit!
Predeterminism: Shit out of luck!
Communism : Ran out of shit!
What about me?
Full of shit?
Already used by Aposteriori Unum to describe the OP.
How about:
Don't talk no shit, won't be no shit. lol
Oh, jong! I meant, "Don't talk no jong, won't be no jong."
Shit a la carte
I just wish these people that can't decide if there is a god or not would shit or get off the pot!
I agree with Dark. We need a new word for shit. Something quick and easy, preferably with one syllable. The best curses have one syllable.
@Jared Alesi: "We need a new word for shit."
The obvious candidates at present are "trump", and "moore".
Another is "jong" as in Kim Jong Un.
What's funny about Moore is that he still won't concede. Yet again, he doesn't understand the meaning of the word "No".
trump is my president and to be so vulgar and smear his mane like that. Who are you to sit on his high horse and throw a stone what have you done with your life. At least he`s trying. The press and all sorts of media is out to impeach him. But I will say right here that they will all fail. you progressives are what is wrong with this political system you liberals have a real lack of seeing the truth. your for loose morals and higher taxes and a week military. that's why the USA is weak within. after what O bama did to this country over a course of eight long years. trump inherited a real mess alright.
@agnostic believer (for the moment)
FUCK TRUMP!
I served my country. Trump just spreads hate, molests women, doesn't pay his bill,s loves our enemies and dictators, denies facts and lies his ass off.
You're so fucked up. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
What a fucking idiot.
And Oh, BTW. Anybody can say whatever they want about the president. That is their right asshole!
FUCK TRUMP!!!
Nothing will come out of the Muller investigation which so far has cost taxpayers over 8 million dollars. Again you should be corrected by the moderator for your language!!!!!
There are already two fucking convictions in the Russian investigation by Special counsel Mueller.
@ AG
You don't even know the man's name that is the special counsel.
You don't know a goddamned thing AG, not a goddamned thing, not a fucking thing!
You don't' even know why I can curse and you can't proselytize.
That is just fucking stupid of you!
Hmmm... Let's try Algebe's suggestion on for size.
I really don't give a trump what any of those trump-heads think because they are so full of bull-trump it is pouring out their ears. This I trump you not. You can take that trump to the bank.
Well, I have to admit, it IS different.
I was walking down the street when I stepped in some dog-jong. I got jong all over my shoe. People who let their dogs jong in the street are real jong-heads.
Holy jong, Algebe. That's a helluva tongue twister. No jong.
@Algebe. Re: Jong tongue twister
After much consideration, I have decided Jong should be the winner for shit substitute. (Personal opinion.) It's just so much funnier saying jong when talking jong to somebody. Imagine laughing so hard you jong your pants. Or get mad at somebody and tell them you'll rip their head off and jong in their neck. Yeah, I would probably jong myself if I ever heard a drill sergeant yell that at a recruit.
your language here is simply terrible; Things do happen to all of us in this path of life, that`s just the way it is.no reason though to blame GOD Where to look deep inside ourselves first before we cast the stone at someone else.
Grow a sense of humor
@AB. Re: Blaming god
Hey, AB! How ya been holding up, buddy? Nice of you to join us in this little oasis of word-play. Take a moment here to cut loose a little bit. Crack a joke or two and lighten up a bit, dude. Pretty sure everyone here is curious to see what type of humor skills you have. And please do not worry about possibly offending somebody. Pretty sure we have that covered already. lol Seriously, though, you should try to relax a little. Really. As for our blaming god for anything, I do hope you see the irony in that statement. Why would we blame something on somebody/something in which we do not believe? Wouldn't make much sense, would it? Anyway, like I said, since you are here, tell us a joke or funny story. C'mon, man, humor me a bit. For real.
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