The Phallocentric Universe

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trustyoursources's picture
The Phallocentric Universe

Does anyone here believe in the phallocentric universe theory? Or the theory that states the genesis of Isaac Newton was Galileo and the sun?

I recently made a documentary on the subject how open minded the skeptic community is on these subjects.

Here is a link if you care to check it out
Galileo and the Phallocentric Universe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1--yM7N2gLg

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chimp3's picture
That was 11 minutes I won't

That was 11 minutes I won't get back.

trustyoursources's picture
Everything is main stream

Everything is main stream history until I say the words "allegedly".

Nyarlathotep's picture
According to this documentary

According to this documentary he apparently made: Galeao fled Italy to Britain, where he invented sunglasses, and died giving birth to Isaac Newton (by having the baby crawl out of his penis). Yes, you read that correctly!

11 minutes I won't be getting back either.

Tin-Man's picture
Aw, bloody hell. I should

Aw, bloody hell. I should have taken the hint from you, Chimp. What.... The.... Fuck??? Lost so many IQ points watching that I may not be able to do the math problem to post this. If anybody is reading this, I am likely passed out in the floor with a blank stare and drooling. *eye twitching*

Cognostic's picture
Yes, the sun is a giant penis

Yes, the sun is a giant penis. I have always thought that. I have kittens coming out of my penis and not children like Galileo. Perhaps I should try wearing sunglasses. That might be the difference.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
LOL. Galileo was impregnated

LOL. Galileo was impregnated at the mere sight of the giant cock...OMFG...I nearly fell off me chair in laughter at that. Love it.

Tin-Man's picture
Ga-ga-goo-goo.... blabber

Ga-ga-goo-goo.... blabber-blabber... *droooool*.... KITTENS!.... *catatonic stare*...*drool*

algebe's picture
@Cognostic: I have kittens

@Cognostic: I have kittens coming out of my penis

Have you tried penicillin?

Galileo was actually Shakespeare. They were born in the same year. Shakespeare's real name was Crollalanza, which is a nickname that Galileo got because he was always messing about with pendulums. A phallus is actually a kind of pendulum most of the time. NASA, the Vatican and the CIA have been trying to cover up this theory.

trustyoursources's picture
Holy shit NO! I need to

Holy shit NO! I need to document this in a film!

Tin-Man's picture
Cocks are chickens with

Cocks are chickens with jingle bells tied to their feathers during spring allergy seasons when flying spaghetti clogs the intake manifolds of coconut-laden swallows. *hic-up*.... *drooooool....*

Grinseed's picture
Thanks for heads up Chimp.

Thanks for heads up Chimp. That's 11 minutes and possibly several billion neurons saved. Think I'll go watch a Ren and Stimpy cartoon with it.

fishy1's picture
Grinseed, what an awesome pic

Grinseed, what an awesome pic ! :-) Lol

fishy1's picture
Why would any right minded

Why would any right minded atheist believe that crap and sooner that he would believe in Jeebus ?

Randomhero1982's picture
That was a solid Ken Ham on

That was a solid Ken Ham on the 'Retard Scale'

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