International Blasphemy Day

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International Blasphemy Day

September 30th is International Blasphemy Day. September 30th 2005 was the day Danish papers published cartoons of Muhammed. Riots ensued and 100+ people were killed. Today blasphemy is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia , an ally of the U.S.A. We can show solidarity with those punished for this victimless crime by subjecting all gods to a good satirical bruising. No level of mockery is too much!
Feel free to let your serpent tongues flicker my sacriligious mates!

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This thread is for

This thread is for Blasphemers! If you can't handle the heat , stay out of Hell's Kitchen!

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How to blaspheme to an Amish

How to blaspheme to an Amish man : "Your wife looks very nice today!"

To devotees of Ganesh : "Well, Dumbo could fly , beat that!"

To muslims : {This is easy} Open your coat and wink. "Wanna buy a picture of Muhammed?"

To creationists : "Why does god have nipples?"

This is the easy stuff. I plan on getting much harsher by the 30th.

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I'm thinking about having a

I'm thinking about having a small celebration on September 30th. Some good snacks, drinks, and candy, a copy of "The God Delusion", and some documentaries on evolution and the Big Bang.

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http://65.media.tumblr.com

http://65.media.tumblr.com/cc7ad289cd41355b5de3a2bf3e75d2d5/tumblr_na5jp...
Better a bastard than a believer. There's no shame in being a bastard.

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Feel the love

Feel the love

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A meme a day, keeps the

A meme a day, keeps the unfounded beliefs at bay.

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Getting bored while waiting

Getting bored while waiting for an answer...

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The farting hands made me

The farting hands made me laugh out loud. Thankfully I had just put my drink down or I would have spewed everyone within 5 feet.

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One person's theology is

One person's theology is another person's belly laugh!

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I was going to post a meme

I was going to post a meme every day until blasphemy day, but I forgot...
For 09/20/2016

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For For 09/21/2016

For 09/21/2016

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For For 09/22/2016

For 09/22/2016

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Catholic church: Banning gay

Catholic church: Banning gay cure therapy is ‘persecution’ against religion
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/09/23/catholic-church-banning-gay-cure-th...

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Catholic Clergy Upgrades

Catholic Clergy Upgrades

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A Muslim child's bedtime

A Muslim child's bedtime prayer:

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray Allah my soul to keep
And if I explode before I've awoke
I pray for 72 virgins to poke

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That other cult...

That other cult...

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Not so blasphemous, but kind

Not so blasphemous...

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A great book to read on

A great book to read on blasphemy day would be " Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore. A excellent read.

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Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ !

Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ ! It's September 30th!

Happy Blasphemy Day ! Don't forget to say something nasty about god and its prophets today and keep blaspheming all year long!

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Speaking of tap dancing....

Speaking of tap dancing....

A scene from "Greasers Palace". Jesus has returned (to the Wild West) and this time he is a zoot suit wearing song and dance man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxrzCan3z8

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For the 29th..

For the 29th..

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It's here! The day has

It's here! The day has arrived!

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Happy Blasphemy Day to one

Happy Blasphemy Day to one and all!

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"That piece of halibut was

"That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehova"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU

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