I am a God "bigot"

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I am a God "bigot"

I am not homophobic. Mexicans are fine by me. Chinese, Japanese, Korean and the rest "they" are all ok. Blacks(African Americans) what can I say sometimes I think black. Transvestites, cross dressers, they are as fine as the rest. I am not a racist or a bigot to anyone. I am so liberal about things there is no ethnic group I don't like. I am the least racist-bigot in the universe.. Except I AM A GOD BIGOT. I am not just an ordinary God Bigot -I am an extreme God Bigot. I guess I am like the Nazi of God Bigots. I judge all believers in God very very badly. I can't control myself. I could be at Walmart enjoying an easy going and comfortable conversation with the cashier and saying to myself what a nice person. He or she may be old or young ugly or attractive black or Spanish or homosexual, I am such a liberal that the fact he or she is working for low wages -I have even more affection for the skills the worker has. I am feeling good about talking to this "interesting Walmart person. Then suddenly I notice a cross on the necklace around the neck of this was an interesting person. I forgetabout everything positive I noticed with this what was a good nice person- My mind wanders violently. I start to perspire and sweat. I stumble and trip and fall down (and can't get up). My heart starts beating very fast. I feel like I want to throw up. My eyes shoot invisible hate daggers at this "evil" person. I as a God Bigot make terrible bad value judgments about this Christian moron. I compose myself enough to not scream out you Christian theist stupid idiot.. I manage to leave Walmart and the experience of meeting a believer in an imaginary man in heaven dissipates . Thankfully in a short time I am back to being the least bigoted person in the Universe(except being a God Bigot).. I am thinking of seeing a psychiatrist but since 80% of Americans are Christians-what if this person believes Jesus Christ is his savior. I might just freak out and he or she will call for an ambulance and take me to the lunny bin. Worse than that what if this person prays to Allah 5 times a day and believes he will go to paradise if he kills enough infidels. That will be the end of me.... Since I am a such an amazing liberal and I couldn't hurt anyone all this hate for religion and God is turned inward and I just melt away. God Bless..... The above "story" was meant to be an exaggeration or satire. I say this only because sometimes "people" in this forum take my humor "literally".

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The God Bigot

GOD BIGOT

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The God Bigot-even more

The God Bigot-even more confusion. If you read "The God Bigot" you may appreciate my predicament about being a God Bigot. But it gets worse. You may be a great poet, a brilliant scientist, an amazing talented artist, a powerful athlete, a terrific musician, a wonderful plumber, a skilled basket weaver......it does not matter to me. If you believe in the virgin birth of Jesus or if you pray five times a day to Allah that is all I need to know. Because whatever your skill, talent or abilities...... to me your an idiot. I can't help myself--I am aGod bigot.

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"fred,k" is actually the infamous troll of the Atheist Republic forum.

Generally referred to as "Kenny", has been banned many times under different names.
Previously known aliases include: "Kenny Schweiger", "Kenny", "myself", "alleycat", "richardd", "Christopher", "marken", "punkin", "amber", "Simon".

Claims to be an atheist. But he has a fondness for using "sarcasm", even though no one ever gets his sarcasm and he has been told this many times, he keeps posting such deceiving comments.

He seems obsessed with religions, creationists and the stupidity of Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, Joel Osteen, Ted Cruz, Sean Hannity, Donald Trump, Vanna White, Sarah Palin, etc.

This announcement will be posted whenever he spams, agitates, confuses or flies of the handle.

Also, he finds these announcements 'boring'.

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Pragmatic-You and you half

Pragmatic-You and you half face are a coward--COWARD---Really boring giving the same public information notice over and over and over again. If you have something to say be creative and tell me how happy you are to 'see" me or how intelligent I am.. Or how handsome.. I know you have the hot's for me. Don't hide in the closet just tell me how much you care for me. Also-Sometimes I have something to say---You even told me that on occasion. So why not respond to my posts instead of repeating over and over and over the Public information announcement. It is beneath you to be so boring. God Bless

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It is 'you're' not 'your' in

It is 'you're' not 'your' in the penultimate sentence. That's short for 'you are', as in 'you are an idiot', rather the the possessive 'your', as in 'sticking your head up your ass'.

And you should insert a space between 'a' and the unmentionable thing.

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Nyarlathotep--Do you have a

Nyarlathotep--Do you have a voice or are you afraid of me because I am so handsome and intelligent

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The God bigot

Pragmatic

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The God Bigot

God Bigot

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all right now

God

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Kenny, quit bumping your

Kenny, quit bumping your posts.

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Christian faith

Christian faith

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You seem to have a medical

You seem to have a medical problem. Have you tried a sledgehammer to the head? Side of the temple, just above your ear.

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I am not only a God bigot I

I am not only a God bigot I am a stupid atheist bigot. All atheists are not stupid in fact most are pretty smart. But Nylarathop, Nutmeg, Pragmatic, CyberLN and Apostate are s dumb, stupid idiot morons. I am a bigot to foolish, imbeciles who are theists who believe the world is 10,000 years old and atheists who don't have a brain. The above story was meant to be an exaggeration or satire. God Bless

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