Hypothetically, who would you worship? God or Satan?

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Hypothetically, who would you worship? God or Satan?

Let us assume (hypothetically) that the christian bible is true and there is a god, and a devil. And let us also hypothesize that when we die, we have this information revealed to us. Assuming that we still have free will (very debatable) in the afterlife, who would we worship?

On the surface, this may appear to be a no-brainer slam dunk with God getting the worship.

But for me personally, I would throw my lot in with the devil for these reasons.

God has murdered 2.5 million people, while Satan is guilty of killing only 6. And I am not counting the estimated 20+ million who perished in the flood.

God is a liar. For example, just for shits and giggles he tested Abraham by instructing him to sacrifice his only son Isaac, before cancelling at the last minute. The devil is consistent, he does not pretend to be anything but what he is.

And besides, I am sure they don't play AC/DC in heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI

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