The research has been exhausting! Thousands of researchers, genealogist, scientist, historian, theologians, have painstakingly worked to find the answer. No stone was left unturned. Every corner of the earth was scoured to reveal the truth.
Finally after centuries of work one flimsy document was found in the Roman archives.
Jesus was ADOPTED! That's right. Jesus was born to Jose Ernesto Rodriguez and Maria Sanchez of Palo Pinto Syria. The couple gave up the child citing they were unable to care for the little bastard.
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Get the cargo planes! The passenger jets! The refurbished airworthy relic aircraft! Get rockets, helicopters, whatever! Make all the printers print thousands of papers with this news on them. We're going leaflet dropping!
This new finding must be spread! All must know that the propagation of the story of Jesus Christ by the Christian community is a LIE! (Am I to hyped about this? )
So, were is this info coming from?
It was found on the discarded remains of a Roman officials underwear so it has to be true!
................................... You give someone a glimere of the possibility that we may have finally undeniably proved one of Christianity's major positions wrong, then rip it away. There are some thing that aren't meant to be joked about with certain people. And you just hit one. Hard.
Congratulations on royally pissing me off, something not even the most retarded of religionists have ever accomplished.
You can't be serious. Couldn't you tell it was a joke from the original post? Do you really believe there would be Mexicans in Palestine in the 1st century? Do you actually think that there was ever a Palo Pinto Syria? Come on Random, be real, I was obviously joking!
I didn't even recognize the Mexican parts at the time, and that's still not enough justify you joking about something of this level of importance. If something like this was ever found, we could bring down the majority of monotheistic religions in the US, UK, and elsewhere. The joke, in this case, isint justified.
Lighten up will ya. For cryin' out loud!
Mykcob4 thank you it looks like the adoptionist were right after all! Sir Random your just not you. have a snickers!
Oh, allright.......*Crunch*
Sir random "the kid" I can't pass up a teaching moment. You are probably more intelligent than all of us "jerk" but no hard feelings. In your youth you were unable to recognise the joke, however you did prudently ask for a source. To digress a true source simply would have no effect on believers. Sorry to burst your bubble. They will simply believe that Satan is deceiving. I know I thought so myself. The important thing is you used rational thought and questioned. I have no doubt as you experience life you will understand such jokes in the future. Think of the non-thinkers that would have accepted this as true. Christians are taught not to question anything against God. Again I was one of them at least in teaching but not in thought. Actually Christians would have rejected this out of hand, but you even questioned an atheist. That is very good even atheist can lie. You are far more advanced in thinking than many of us old geezers. "Jerk". I'm not envious at all.