i know you're only hiding your feelings squidward....squids do it all the time...

don't look at me like that..i know you never blink....stop it...

My personal one is the people who just keep screaming that we have to prove atheism is 'true'.

You cannot prove God does not exist.

However, try this on them...

Proverbs {6:16-19} These six things does the LORD hate: yes, seven are an abomination unto him: 1) a proud look, 2) a lying tongue, 3) hands that shed innocent blood, 4) a heart that devises wicked imaginations, 5) feet that be swift in running to mischief, 6) a false witness that speaks lies, 7) and he that sows discord among brethren.

1) Well, this is the one that is not in the Bible anywhere. I concede that God does not have “a proud look.” However, with persons like you overemphasizing his non-existent qualities, he probably does have a “proud look” now.

2) A Lying Tongue. Unfortunately, the entire Bible is a lie. But, specifically, try these:
A) 1 Kings {22:23} Now therefore, behold, the LORD has put a lying spirit in the mouth of all your prophets, and the LORD has spoken evil concerning you.
B) 2 Chronicles {18:22} Now therefore, behold, the LORD has put a lying spirit in the mouth of your prophets, and the LORD has spoken evil against you.

Interesting how the same sentence, word-for-word, is in two different places...

C) Jeremiah {4:10} Then I said, Lord GOD! surely you have greatly deceived the people and Jerusalem, saying, You shall have peace; whereas the sword reaches into the soul.
D) Jeremiah {20:7} O LORD, you have deceived me, and I was deceived: you are stronger than I, and have prevailed: I am in derision daily, every one mocks me.
E) Ezekiel {14:9} And if the prophet is deceived when he has spoken a thing, I the LORD have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel. First, he lies to the person, then says he will destroy him for lying.
F) 2 Thessalonians {2:11} And for this cause, God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie. And this is ALL Christians.

3) Hands that shed innocent blood. Boy, where in the Bible won’t you find this?
A) Genesis {7:21-22} And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth, and every man: all in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.
B) Exodus {11:5} And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sits upon his throne, even the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts. God, the filicidal maniac.
C) 1 Samuel {15:3} Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

4) Heart that devises wicked imaginations. Again, where in the Bible is this not?
A) The whole books of both Exodus and Joshua = animal sacrifices, blood offerings, burnt offerings, human sacrifices, genocides, ethnic cleansings, rapes, enslavement, etc., etc., etc. Nothing but pure horror and evil.

5) Feet that are swift in running to mischief.
A) Psalms {2:12} Kiss the Son, unless he is angry, and you perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little.
B) Isaiah {45:7} I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

6) A false witness that speaks lies.
Hell, see #2 above...

7) He that sows discord among brethren, and some cannibalism.
A) Leviticus {26:28-29} Then I will walk contrary to you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins. And you shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall you eat.
B) Deuteronomy {28:53} And you shall eat the fruit of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters, which the LORD your God has given you, in the siege, and in the straightness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee.
C) Matthew {10:34-38} Do not think that I have come to send peace on the Earth: I have come not to send peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man’s foes shall be the ones of his own household. He that loves his father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loves his son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. And he that takes not his cross, and follows after me, is not worthy of me. And I find anyone unworthy if I am to love them more than mine own father and mother, mine own wife, and mine own children.

Thus, God is everything he hates and despises. Thus, God does not exist. And all this from a God who claims to be nothing but love. Yeah, right.

rmfr

Hmm... Eating an atheist? Well, being a tree I am afraid that would be fruitless. They ain't got enough bullshit for fertilizer.

rmfr

After watching the "eat me" song. Everyone will Eat Me.