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Actually it is a street name in Trinity Florida...
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rmfr
This was my honest to God reaction when reading this. See attachment
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@Hulkster
I barely made it through the first paragraph. Started laughing too hard. I have yet to read the whole thing.
Don't feel too bad. As said, I never made it past "brunch of idiot dick heads."
Did like SfT on that one, then busted out laughing so hard.
rmfr
TBH that sounds like a cool brunch, I'd probably attend a brunch like that.
@Hulkster Re: "...honest to God reaction..."
Uh, hope you don't mind, but something just occurred to me. Not for nuthin', but, uh, for you, shouldn't that be, "honest to Allah reaction"? LOL
He's dumbing it down for us "brunch (sic) of idiot dickhead atheists"
If I was tech savvy there'd be a winking smiley face at the end. So you will have to use your imagination.
@tinman
Lol Allah just means god in Arabic. I'd by lying if I said I did not initially type Allah then change it to god since we are speaking English. Honest to god just sounds better than honest to Allah when speaking English.
@Hulkster
Well, actually, the more I think about it, "honest to Allah" really has a much nicer ring to it. Heck, may even start using it myself. *chuckle*
"Honest to god just sounds better than honest to Allah when speaking English."
Hard to say without a point of reference, as I don't speak Arabic. What's Arabic for unicorn? I'm going to put it into a sentence and see if it seems incongruous.
آحادي القرن حيوان خرافي
Don't know the Latin letter equivalent. Hell, don't even know if that is correct. I just type in "unicorn" chose Arabic and got the above. My translator only puts stuff into the actual language.
rmfr
@arakish
Hahahahahaha rent free, brother. Never forget that. That seriously made me laugh. Thanks
@ SfT
...rent free...? WTF you talking about?
rmfr
He thinks we're obsessed with religion, and given this an atheist site, and he is religious that's pretty funny, you must admit.
@dimolise your h... (OP)
Let me get this straight.... According to the OP... I am....
1. "An idiot dick head."
2. "Pissed off by existing religious shit/"
3. "Belong to a community with a common ideological ground." (Obviously this person has missed the definition of atheism completely. No ideologies, no rituals, no rights, no formulas for success in this world, no magic, no beliefs related to the subject at hand, and likely very little agreement on anything and everything else. What is this "community" being spoken of? We "generally speaking and to varying degrees" tend to REJECT the assertions made by religions. That's it. Nothing more. No creeds, no dogma, no authoritative books, just the simple rejection of a belief system.) Calling atheism a religion is like calling ABSTINENCE a sexual position. You are just being ignorant. (You may be too dense to get the meaning of that last sentence so let me explain it. You see, abstinence means "NO SEX OR WITHOUT SEX" in the same way atheism means "WITHOUT BELIEF IN GODS." Pretending atheism is an ideology is like calling non-stamp collecting a hobby. You really are being quite ignorant.
" Notice one thing in this whole comment I have not criticized your ideology (because YOU DON’T HAVE ONE" That's what I just said in response to the other bullshit you were spouting. Obviously you have been reading along as I have been typing and are now persuaded that there is no IDEOLOGY. Congratulations! You are learning.
4. "Then you encourage your goats " Goats? What goats? I have hamsters and goldfish. WTF are you talking about? The WORD you are referring to is ATHEIST. It is synonymous with heathen, sinner, non-believer, heretic, infidel, irreligionist, and any other negative religious slander you opt to use as an insult. What you are actually pissed off about is the fact that we have taken the religious insult, adopted it, and made it our own. Yes we are the heathen, the atheists, the infidels. We are all those things. Now take a cookie and go to your room. You are obviously cranky and need a nap;
5. " if someone is not involved in it they need not to waste their time on its moral grounds".
I think we have hit rock bottom on the ignorance scale. I apologize, I assumed I was talking to an adult and not a thirteen year old dropout. I am not involved in lots of things. I have never murdered anyone for example. I rape very little. I have never robbed a bank but admittedly I have thought about it. Yet! I do care about these things. Obviously I have been doing it wrong. According to you I should go out and rape a few people, rob a bank, and murder someone before I have the credentials to discuss such things. Hey! I have an idea.... Why don't you send me your address. I mean, If you are serious, I sure would love to do things the right way!~!! (Do you know how to think about things prior to commenting on them?)
6. FFS - "Later there second line of command will ensure that their ideology is exclusively implemented."
WE JUST FRIGGING AGREED THERE WAS NO IDEOLOGY!
If you only knew how ignorant you sound. You would put yourself out of your own misery.
Not sure he can still read posts. He seems to have been given the "Spanish archer"
El bow.
He can still view the forum board, just cannot login.
rmfr
"He can still view the forum board, just cannot login."
Mwooohhahahahahhaha, a malevolent plan just formed in my "idiot dickhead atheist" mind.
I really must learn how to post smiley faces. (edit, that's not the plan btw)
@ Sheldon
You got it wrong. It is "brunch idiot dickhead atheist."
:-)
rmfr
arakish@ "He can still view the forum board, just cannot login."
Isn't that a bit like being a member of a non-member atheist organization. Think of all those angry banned from logging in members hatefully reading the posts on Atheist Republic. Their organization is no different from any other cultish hate group organization. They just exist to not log in and read and then complain to each other about the comments atheists are making.
When you stop to think about it, these people who can't log in are a brunch of idiot dick heads. What the hell are they proud of…?? That they are different from those atheist dickheads?? Well, they are not doing anything different from those atheist morons.
That’s how any anti-atheism starts…
First they gather people who are pissed off by existing atheist shit. (Just like you had made this community of anti-atheists who lost the privilege to log in an comment.)
Now they all have a common ideological ground. (Which is nothing but bitching about existing atheists and how the people banned from logging into the atheist site should still be allowed to do so.)
Just do one thing and think of how this page or non-logging in community would remain if the bitching part about atheists were removed. There would be NOTHING. So, the interpreted shit of atheist thought is the soul of their ideology. Their fkng system survives on that shit only. NO new ideas of their own. These people with no ability to log in survive on hate towards atheists.
Then comes second phase they came up with a name / slogan that they keep on chanting and using senselessly frequent (so that they can put that in sub conscious of their dick head followers.) In their case its "Banned from Atheist Republic," and they make pennies by selling T-shirts, and other stuff, praising the fact that they can no longer log in. Common sense says they don’t need to wear their ideas or have them printed on coffee mugs unless they are dickheads and want to do a show off to please their little banned cult ideological masters. . Notice one thing in this whole comment I have not criticized their ideology (because they DON’T HAVE ONE). They are just pissed off because they have been banned from commenting on the site. That's it. Nothing more.
Because of this ban (AND IT IS A COMPLETE MYSTERY WHY THIS HAPPENS) those who are banned become goat herders and begin encouraging goats to use words. They dress their goats in T-shirts and the goats shit in them and feel orgasms as they fornicate with the words (Atheist Republic) printed on their shirts. Sometimes these banned goat herders charge pennies to passers by who stop to look at the fornicating goats. (IT'S ANOTHER MYSTERY WHY THIS IS. IT IS JUST WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD.)
Then this organized group of people who have been banned from posting on the forums of Atheist Republic force these utterly irrelevant taboo shit ideas on their grazing goats. (Ideas like; why polygamy is good or bad? APPARENTLY THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD REASONS FOR BOTH POSITIONS. But, this is irreverent (SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I MENTIONED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE) because if someone is not involved in it they do not need to waste their time discussing its' moral grounds. It's like murdering other people. If you are not doing it, you have no reason to discuss it.
Here is the catch,! Whenever the ideas these banned cult members create align with their propaganda, they will praise themselves for their wit. When ideas are debunked, making them look foolish, no longer align with their propaganda they start debating with weird logic to prove that they are exclusively right. (Just like any other ideological gutter a person could find themselves in, these people who have lost the ability to log in an comment become stuck in a vicious circle. The more they try to say, the more they are ignored, So they try to say more and more to be allowed back into the site but that only results in being ignored more and more.) It's a shit life for the banned.
Then comes the “shit book concept” (that a compilation of strong bitching contained in all ideologies that don't align with their dick head beliefs) (I WROTE THAT LAST SENTENCE WHILE SHROOMING AND ONLY LEFT IT UNCHANGED BECAUSE I AM SURE IT HAS A DEEPER MEANING THAT ONLY THE ELITE CAN COMPREHEND.)
In the end, all the banned can ask is "Where is this "God" the atheists are denying? Surely if it was real, HE COULD FIX IT SO WE COULD GET BACK INTO THE ATHEIST REPUBLIC SITE AND BEGIN POSTING AGAIN.
And while all this takes place, the cult members banned from the site will act and pretend conservative, objective, and tolerant. Then … gradually they engage in social and psychological pressure to manipulate the moderators into allowing them back into the forums. (Obviously with help of shit logic. A unique form of logic developed by the organization of members who have been banned from Atheist Republic.)
Later there second line of command will ensure that their ideology is exclusively implemented and the moderators will have no choice but to allow them back in. Side by side the banned membership will do charity work to make their propaganda fool proof. Who could ban a charitable organization from logging onto Atheist Republic and calling a bunch of Dickhead Atheists Dickheads? It's just not fair to ban these people. WITH THE HELP OF GOD, THE MODERATORS WILL SEE THE LIGHT AND ALLOW THE ORGANIZATION OF BANNED MEMBERSHIP TO RETURN TO ATHEIST REPUBLIC. IN GOD'S NAME THEY PRAY.
@Cog Re: Non-members banned from logging in to AR
Damn, it is great having you back! I had tears in my eyes laughing all the way through that! It was awesome! LMAO
@ Cog
Aw jeez, I hope he read that. Priceless....still mopping up the tears of laughter....
@ Cognostic
Oh how I have missed your commentaries.
***tree slaps some roots down and begins siphoning up all the laughter tears***
***you know what they say about laughter being the best medicine***
rmfr
We must finish this thread properly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zat9CRfUr-E
I loved watching Benny Hill when I was kid decades ago.
And you know you are getting old when you begin referring to things happening "decades" ago, instead of "years" ago.
rmfr
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