- Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, was a con-artist arrested for bank fraud
- God marked dark-skinned people as a curse
- Right after his resurrection, Jesus visited America to meet ancient Jews who sailed there
- Exclusive Mormon underwear protects believers from harm
- God lives near a planet or star called ""Kolob""
- Mormons can become Gods in the afterlife
HAHAHAHA, Silly Mormons! Seriously though, I wonder if this where the concept of Under Armor came from?
I must get me some of that magic underwear.
And everyone wonders why I call them Morons instead of Mormons.
Me too Sammy Shazaam...
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Makes perfect. Fucking. SENSE!!!