Recently there has been a rash of tornadoes in the greater DFW area. The coverage by the local media, as always, emphasizes the belief in god for the survival of those affected. Also, they seem to interview really questionable people. Questionable in the fact that they appear to come right out of central casting. They always have major teeth missing, have a cigarette barely hanging on to their lower lip, and a T-shirt with some fucked up saying on it. Today they interviewed a lady named...wait for it...THELMA! I mean, how many Thelmas have YOU known in your life, in your REAL life. I haven't even met a Thelma, let alone known one. And sure enough, she thanked the lord almighty that no one was killed in her double-wide trailer. They never blame god for destroying their homes and strewing all their possessions for miles and miles. And what was she most thankful for? Take a wild guess. Well in the midst of the debris was a board upright with a cross board nailed to it. It supposedly looked like a cross. Shredded was an American flag (not a real one, just a cheap one made from a petroleum product. The kind you buy at a gas station) stuck to the cross structure. Well shit, they all claimed it was a sign from god. A fucking vigil began at the cross with prayers and an enterprising rural baptist preacher capitalizing on the gathering. The end of the broadcast played out with remote reported adding a little fucked up editorial. Standing so you could see the morons praying by the cross and in the background, a rainbow shining in the sky the reported said: "No one was hurt today by the grace of god and he left a reminder that he was sorry." I mean how fucked up do you have to be to kneel before a piece of trash, pray to a mythical being and ignore the science that clearly explains the visual effect that is a rainbow? Oh, and as for the fucked up t-shirt, it was a Trump will make America great again campaign shirt.