Today's verse.

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Today's verse.

Bible verse study today is Genesis 2:18-20
"And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make for him an help meet for him."

So in verses 19 and 20 God creates all the animals in the world and Adam names them, but then comes the creepy part, "but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him."

So God puts him to sleep, takes a rib and makes a woman.

Was god expecting that Adam would find a mate, a sexual partner, amongst the animals?
What part of intelligent design does this infer?
The animals created presumably already had sexes and presumably sex, so that part was already worked out.
It is not stated anywhere in the bible that sex was invented later.
Was bestiality part of the original divine creation plan?

Why not just make the woman at the same time unless you were going to be a complete mysoginistic ancient priestly scribe or something?

I'm starting to think the bible was not written by God.

And it was left to man and woman to create the dog, the very best help meet ever.

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arakish's picture
@ OP

@ OP

"Was god expecting that Adam would find a mate, a sexual partner, amongst the animals?"

Why not? Wasn't there a thing called "The Manimals"? Seems I heard something like that...

"What part of intelligent design does this infer?"

Mental retardation and absolute stupidity.

"Was bestiality part of the original divine creation plan?"

Of course it was. Just look at some the moral standards It set for us: murder, rape, ethnic genocidal cleansing, terrorism, enslavement...

"Why not just make the woman at the same time unless you were going to be a complete mysoginistic ancient priestly scribe or something?"

Actually, I thought that was Its plan all along...

"I'm starting to think the bible was not written by God."

Of course it was. The Bible says it was written by man inspired... Oh... wait a minute. Ok... got it now... The Bible was written by man inspired by that weed they were smoking. That's the ticket. Why do you think there are so many illicit drugs today?

rmfr

Cognostic's picture
Do you think God felt just a

Do you think God felt just a little bit guilty by knowing that he was going to kill everything off in a few thousand years?

Grinseed's picture
Denial ain't just a river in

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Cognostic's picture
Denail is something you pound

Denail is something you pound into a cross.

Grinseed's picture
If I were Jesus, Denail would

If I were Jesus, Denail would make me very cross.

arakish's picture
Why would Jesus (pronounced

Why would Jesus (pronounced Hey-soos) be bothered by a nail? I have seen a lot of Latinos that are carpenters...

rmfr

Grinseed's picture
Latinos make better plumbers,

Latinos make better plumbers, like St. Mario (pronounced Ma-har-io).

Cognostic's picture
And I've seen a lot of Rusty

And I've seen a lot of Rusty Nails. I don't know whay anyome wold not rike them.. *HIC.....

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