Is there a KFC in heaven?

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Is there a KFC in heaven?

When I go to heaven I'd like to order KFC. Actually I quite like a good steak, spare ribs and lambs chops too.
It leads me to the question: Are there animals in heaven. Do they have stock of chickens, cows, lambs and pigs? If so, then heaven can't be a very nice place for those animals because they get eaten. If they don't have those foods, then heaven isn't a very nice place for me.

What about dogs? Will my dear dog that died 5 years ago be there, uneaten (I know some cultures do eat dogs)? If my dog isn't there then I don't want to go there.

Another question: We all descended from the original apes. At what point did we start going to heaven? After Adam, or Abraham, or Peter, Paul and John? What about the various hominids that lived here 2 millions years ago? When did we become eligible to go to heaven? 5000 years ago? What has god been doing for the past 13.8 billion years?

Another question: Who will be there? The boring popes? What if Hitler repented on his deathbed? Will Adam and Eve be there ? On that note do they know about KFC?

Ideally I'd like those with actual experience to give me these answers.

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Terminal Dogma's picture
One need only to look at the
Sushisnake's picture
Perhaps it will be a little
Atheist Jogger's picture
Lol. It's on Youtube so it
Old man shouts at clouds's picture
If there's a KFC there it ain
Cognostic's picture
If you are going to chicken
David Killens's picture
All dogs go to heaven, all
mickron88's picture
so if there's KFC in heaven,
Tin-Man's picture
Can't say much about heaven,
Sushisnake's picture
I reckon Hell's bureaucracy
marielou0306's picture
Would anyone else care to
LogicFTW's picture
You seem new here, let me
Tin-Man's picture
@Sophie Re: "Would anyone
LogicFTW's picture
Heaven to me would be
CyberLN's picture
If all animals go to heaven
Cognostic's picture
No, but if you take your
Sapporo's picture
Is Elvis in heaven?
chimp3's picture
No KFC in Heaven! They had
Cognostic's picture
You don't need KFC when you
mickron88's picture
i like KFD in hell, Kentucky
Cognostic's picture
Crunchy yes, but that is
Flamenca's picture
I love paella... Does anyone
mickron88's picture
you should try our paella's
Sushisnake's picture
They can't possibly! Shrimp
Flamenca's picture
@Sushi. I didn't remember
Sushisnake's picture
@Yep! We do, too. Prawns.
Flamenca's picture
Maybe! Thanks for the
Cognostic's picture
No paellas, not only do
Flamenca's picture
Oh, no, @Cognostic. What a
Cognostic's picture
Heathen sinners burn in hell
Sushisnake's picture
@Cog

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