*By a piss poor lyricist*
To the tune of Go Away, Little Girl
Go away little bot
Go away little bot
It's pissing me off each minute you delay
When you spam us like this
Hurting you is hard to resist
So go away little bot
Your spam threads get in my way.
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Hey there, Walter! Good to see you over here. Good spot, too, because this is a thread that I'm pretty sure Sushi intended to be fun. (Am I correct, Sushi?) So, with that in mind, feel free to join in and come up with your own ditty or two. Everybody enjoys a good laugh now and then, right?
Hi Walter! I'm pleased to meet you, and very pleased you like my song. :-D
@Sushi
Dang... Haven't heard that song since I was a kid. Use to watch the Donnie and Marie show all the time. *hiding face in shame* lol
I'll hide with you, because I did too. I thought Marie was sooo pretty and nice: I wanted to be just like her when I grew up. :-)
@Sushi
I always marvelled at how big and white their teeth were. And, yeah, I admit I had a big crush for Marie. *blushing*
@Tin Man
I know! I grew up thinking all Mormons had teeth like that. We didn't have many Mormons around in Australia back then.
@Tin-man: I always marvelled at how big and white their teeth were.
Yes. All Mormons, evangelists, and born-again happy clappy ding-dong door-knockers all have great big white teeth. Just look at Ted Haggard. It must be selective breeding. I see it as further evidence of evolution at work.
In suburban Sydney we had a family of Mormons across the street and one of my fathers friends was a Mormon whose family used to visit us a lot. They ALL had teeth like the Osmonds, but none of them could sing.
My father's mate, his surname was Love, so at their Mormon services he and his son were called "Brother Love".
Go Away Little Girl, wow, just seeing the words sparked a whole lot of really good old memories. A good way to start the day. Thanks for that Sushi.
You're welcome, Grinseed. And now that I know about the Mormon teeth, I'm going to ask every pair of Elders who come to my door to open their mouth so I can check- right before I give them a list of gardening chores and show them where the lawnmower is.
Hey, Sushi, when you are done with them, send 'em my way. Plenty of yard work to do around here, too. lol
"Bathe, shave, and brush your teeth each day." Apparently, this is in the Mormons' code. And since they don't drink or smoke and there's certain endogamic component, as you pointed out... Et voilà! I found the sentence, and other hilarious rules for Mormons on this website. For the laughs...
https://mormonmissionprep.com/mission-life/dress-and-grooming/
P.S. From the site: "As a missionary, you are an ambassador, or representative of the Lord Jesus Christ. The dress and grooming guidelines websites reminds future missionaries that as an ambassador of the Lord you are to wear professional, conservative clothing that is consistent with your sacred calling and that will clearly identify you as a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.” To sister missionaries, Thomas S. Monson once said, “You can dress attractively without being immodest. Within the Lord’s guidelines, there is room for you to be lively, vibrant, and beautiful both in your dress and in your actions.”