Well, it is clear to some people (we know who they are) that science doesn't hold water when you start a wacko stream of consciousness.
I guess we should all just throw science over and start right now bowing down to a god. I mean we can all use deductive reasoning, inductive reasoning, or even fucductive reasoning and find that science just isn't worth it. Let's shut down all the hospitals now damn it! We can use the space for mass prayer vigils. And for crying out loud SCREW technology. We can start sending messages by pounding on rocks, or is that too advanced? Let's go to the data, shall we?
1) Have you ever notice that things "move"?
2) How does that happen...er...uh?
3) Something must have moved them right?
(leap of faith)
4) GOD!!!!!
Yep, it's conclusive. The sound fucductive reasoning proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt!
Next:
1) @=&
2) and &=?
3) But you cannot question god so & cannot =& and that means & cannot equal @ because nothing is equal and cannot be equal, and so nothing is equal to god, therefore god exist!
Again more "reasoning" Damn, I'm good.
Oh BTW, I'm not soliciting here but if you happen to be at the McDonald's near my house on Monday we are having a one-sided debate at 5 PM. Feel free to come.
Now since I have been so successful making up shit that I call reasoning and attacking science, AND SHIT. Since I am not soliciting I will now not (troll) proselytize.
Just be aware that god your savior is here and if you pray loud enough he will hear you. He may not do anything about it, but he will hear you!
Now you must excuse me because I will be busy devising a similar post with minimal changes that I can post either later tonight or tomorrow.
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Ah! The internet! We all get more than our 15 minutes nowadays.
You know you would be the star of the show on Skype. You're hilarious.
Bottom up inductive reasoning, deductive top down reasoning, and now we introduce (introductory music) Outside-in Fucductive Reasoning!! Ahhh...yes the new weapon of religious apologists! Bring mental tap-dancing to a new level! Treasured most by teenage Ken Ham wannabes to find a way to believe dinosaurs and man existed at the same time!! Yes with Fucductive Reasoning baby dinosaurs are brought from out side the ark to the interior. Intelligent Design no problem! What better logic than to bring the Santa Claus of their choosing into the science class rooms of kids and not worry about wasting class time! With Fucductive reasoning pseudocience no longer remains unpublished. They fund their own publishers and bring those great ideas right in! No longer are those pesky peer reviews a problem!
Ken Ham is an imbecile. He doesn't represent the vast majority of Christians. And when I say Christians, I mean those who follow the doctrine of Christianity, not all of the two billion people who claim to be Christians.
pre-emptive Scotsman, I love it!
Scotsman doesn't apply.
"Scotsman doesn't apply."
It's pure Scotsman. When something Christian is challenged, they roll out the 2 billion believers can't be wrong argument. When Christians do something atrocious or stupid, like Ham, they're not true Christians.
The entire argument for fantasy has been the strivings of the hopeful masses since time immemorial, but not always without the appearance of the use of some form of logic. You can have it both ways because man will promote all notions with the use of the tools he's devised, or is naturally in possession of, if we can for a millisecond imagine he is in natural possession of any of his mental faculties, being charitable here to the notion of deity gifting.
If a man is so enamored of an idea that he resorts to the dismantling of the physical world and reassembles it through his own psyche-fashioned logic, we listen, observe and then respond to him impressed or repulsed by the workings of his mind. To some, he will appear well collected, comfortable and resolute; believable. To others, he will appear just another shill in the crowd.
But, that is all it is and proof is not the psyche-driven notion of a man dispossessed of knowledge of his breakfast meal a week ago much less ad infinitum, portending to suggest or even declare, for all god-psyches, the origins of their desire by invoking a crude illusion of science into the imaginations of the ever-eager hopefuls of immortality.
As always, entertaining.
I can see a fantasy flick utilizing the idea of motion, though. I think its success would fare if better re-directed to film where it can reach a much larger audience.
I wonder if the idea was dragged through a known theist community for logic critiquing (proofing, such that it is) before presenting here and/or other atheist dens of iniquity. I hope not. I'm already vicariously embarrassed enough for the men possessed of theism and don't need further evidence decrying their psyches, "evidence" being a double-edged sword of course.
A short video to inspire and urge mykcob4 onward :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXTme8dhT1g
Excellent video and very true.