Once upon a time, when there was no time, there was nothing. No heaven, no hell, no earth. There was no light and no darkness.....just nothingness, EXCEPT there was god. A naked immortal man floating around in nothing. So this naked god decided there needed to be something so he went to make it, but out of what? There was nothing to make it with. No stones, no stars, no mud, no dirt, no water, nothing! What a problem.
He started thinking..."Ah" he says, "I'll speak things into being." So he spoke. "Let there be light" and nothing happened. You can't have light without a cause because everyone knows something can't come from nothing. He tried again, he said even louder "Let there be light" and still nothing. In fact, even though he tried to speak louder there was no sound because sound needs something to be carried upon.
Then he looked at himself, and he saw nothing because light has to have something to reflect against. Then he realized that he was nothing and poof god was gone.
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