My Mabel is real

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My Mabel is real

Mabel- the invisible giant purple cat who lives in the sky- is GREAT, she loves me and YOU, you have sinned against Mabel numerous times yet she STILL loves you, why can't you realize that?, she exists, I KNOW this as a fact, I will give her glory no matter who criticizes me for my belief, no... KNOWLEDGE. Mabel, I love you, deliver me from the temptations of this world and from all evil.
(True fact: EVERYONE is born with knowledge of Mabel's existence, most people deny it because they hate cats.)

You can't prove that Mabel doesn't exist- try proving that there is no invisible giant purple cat. You can't, and that's because it is a unfalsifiable hypothesis, which means it is a very credible claim since you cannot refute it.

Amabelists, try and prove amabelism is true- see you can't, because my Cat exists!

Of course I know that I haven't provided a drop of evidence for Mabel's existence, and that's because there is none, that's why I have faith.

I once used to be like you, being rational, knowing that a giant invisible purple cat is absurd- but then I realised that I was going to die, and I didn't like that, so I came to Mabel. And when I die, I will go up to Mabel and live in a giant scratch post and eat cat food FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

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Nyarlathotep's picture
I thought cats went to

I thought cats went to Sugarcandy mountain!

MCDennis's picture
Liar. Fool. The universe

Liar. Fool. The universe was created by universe farting pixies. Your lack of knowledge is astonishing

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Mabel bless us all.

Mabel bless us all.

CyberLN's picture
The fleas! They BURN!

The fleas! They BURN!

Harry33Truman's picture
Mabel is a cat

Mabel is a cat

LogicFTW's picture
A giant purple deity cat

A giant purple deity cat could never have fleas! Bow down before Mabel you fools!

Why? I dunno, mabel the cat works in mysterious ways.

Pitar's picture
Is this to assume you're

Is this to assume you're catatonic?

Great analogy, your Mabel. It has been matched time and time again and allowed the same chances but there can be only one original. Everything else is just paganism.

Still, I think I might have been convinced until I read Mabel was purple. That was the give-away right there. Had you said it to be royal purple I might have looked right passed it. Oh, and female. Only patriarchs can rule uber alles. Perhaps a royal purple male cat would have a better shot at the front office. Needs a name. How about Vinny?

Harry33Truman's picture
Giant invisible purple cat

Giant invisible purple cat named Mabel who created everything.

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