My Argument to Christians About Nipples and Ribs

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My Argument to Christians About Nipples and Ribs

Did I say argument? I'm sorry, I meant debate, though I'm not sure that word has much meaning these days.

So anyway, I'm in the kitchen on the weekend, thinking. Well, actually I was making afternoon nibbles and thinking. When I brought the tray of crackers and cheeses to my wife at her computer I quipped:

"How does it make sense that you came from my rib when I've got your nipples and absolutely no use for them?"

I hadn't seen my wife giggle like that in a long while. I thoroughly enjoyed the moment. But surely I'm not the first to present this logical paradox so I'm wondering what the arguments are. Is there anything in the Bible to explain why men have nipples? I'll leave it up to you. The more ridiculous the argument the better, of course.

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LogicFTW's picture
Maybe god is a woman?
biggus dickus's picture
I know some men with 4
The_Hyphenator's picture
Personally, I see it as
Alembé's picture
Speaking of nipples made me
CyberLN's picture
I've had a mastectomy, you
LogicFTW's picture
I personally think everyone
CyberLN's picture
I completely agree. What I
algebe's picture
@Kataclysmic: "I've got your
Alembé's picture
Some guys do have theirs
MCDennis's picture
Some christians actually
gemmalyly's picture
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