Why didn't they think of this before?! What could go wrong?!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/01/kentucky-gov-m...
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So when prayer doesn't fix this issue, then what? If these people roaming and praying get hurt, then what?
I love how one comment says prayer is powerful when done by those who believe. I have many issues with that.
Stop; or I'll pray again!
It's like their idiotic idea of praying the gay away
Matt Bevin should have had a bowl of water on the podium. He's obviously washing his hands of his state's social problems.
He should be walking around those deadly streets all alone (after a prayer to Our Lady of Kevlar for protection against bullets, etc.).
After several of them are threatened and robbed perhaps they will consider becoming atheists. Could be that defining moment in their life.
Cause nothing fails as spectacularly as prayer
Here're some good prayers:
Psalm 69:22-23 (MSG) = "22 Let their supper be bait in a trap that snaps shut;
May their best friends be trappers who’ll skin them alive.
23 Make them become blind as bats,
Give them the shakes from morning to night."
Romans 11:9-10 (CEV) = 9 Then David said,
“Turn their meals
into bait for a trap,
so that they will stumble
and be given
what they deserve.
10 Blindfold their eyes!
Don’t let them see.
Bend their backs
beneath a burden
that will never be lifted.”
Luke 19:27 (NKJV) = "But bring here those enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, and slay them before me."
Waiting for the reports of crime against the prayer patrols to start rolling in.
If you shit in one hand and pray with the other when you open your eyes, what are you left with?
Did you know that if you pray with your eyes looking up that they will be snatched out of your head? That's why most people pray with their heads bowed.
@Diotrophes "if you pray with your eyes looking up that they will be snatched out of your head"
LOL!
What happens if you pray like a Muslim kneeling down with your butt pointed sticking up in the air?
Algebe,
I'm sure that there's a lot of farting going on.
The true essence of religion : )
There are not many dangerous neighborhoods in Kentucky. Just saying.
Just saying, they need to pray for the guy in this video. The Kentucky woman being robbed had the audacity to shoot him with his own gun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF40Q_ouaao
Wow! Fifty to one hundred teens attack a woman and her children in Kentucky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKVPnPZveMI
Bigger Wow!: 2,000 juveniles riot at mall in Kentucky: http://www.wnd.com/2015/12/2000-juveniles-riot-at-mall-in-kentucky/
Just saying ; )
I love it with xtians bring up prayer. It is the one concrete real thing they do in religion. It can be tested, measured etc.
And when scientist go to measure it? They find absolutely zero evidence of miracles and gods. Nothing above random "do nothing" odds. And of course any prayer for "impossible" miracles 100% go unanswered. (Pray for cancer recovery, and recovery rates are exactly on par with random chance to recover from cancer. Pray for a limb to grow back and it has the exact expected 0 percent regrow/replace rate.
My wife went to a Christian university. Their begging letters come regularly asking for donations. I send them back in their envelope (no stamp) with no check, but I write a note that says "I will pray for you."
Love it, nothing like reminding them of the power of prayer.
That's funny.
@Alembe: "no check, but I write a note that says "I will pray for you."
LOL. Brilliant! What's the dollar exchange rate for prayers these days?
Haha! That is awesome. I almost wish I would get letters like that in the mail just so I could do that.
I will have to remember that for all the pan handlers around here that have "god bless" written on their signs (I would say about 90% of them.)