At Tin Man's request! How does the jeebus factor in to the marvel universe?
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i think he'll be suitable villain for HELLBOY. think of it. hellboy fighting the necromancer jeebus/jesus.
have you seen this "jesus terminator?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pUrsUORF4Y
its a blast.."hasta lavista baby jesus"
hahahahahahahah
That was fun to watch
told yah..hahah..
that time when jesus is pissed of about the "why"
ahahahah..epic
Probably one of the best things they could use him for is to cure all the "enemy" of their mutation defects. Then *poof* no more bad guys to fight. (Oh, wait, they already have a mutant with that ability, don't they? I'm afraid I'm not that familiar with X-Men history.) Hmmmm..... Well, maybe Jesus could use his power of super passive-aggressiveness to overwhelm the enemy with guilt about fighting. (I mean, he IS Jewish, right?)
And worse he is Catholic too....
@Old Man Re: "And worse he is Catholic too..."
Aw, hell. In that case, better hide all the kid mutants.
Jesus is like Groot in reverse.
Groot: Dies as a manlike tree and comes back as endearing little baby.
Jesus: Comes as an endearing little baby. Dies and returns as a man superimposed on a tree.
@Chimp Re: Groot/Jesus
Holy cow! That is SO true! Cool! LOL Oh, speaking of Groot, that brings up a question of where might Jesus fit in The Guardians of the Galaxy team? Hmmm.... Maybe he wouldn't actually be part of the team directly. He could work as an "informant" bartender for the team in one of the bars on Knowhere.
I taught my kid how to bless himself and say Grace tonight. I feel sooo dirty. We might even join the parish to ensure he gets a spot in this school. We only have to play along for what, about 9 years lol...
The Supreme Court made it legal to send your kid to ANY public school. You don't have to go to a specific public school. Most public schools are very very good despite the republican propaganda about them.
He has to have a costume, and maybe bulk up with some steroids and supplements. His gimmick is he walks on water and can cater to 5,000 people in a wedding.
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Jeebus is the American Christian secret weapon against fig producing countries like Iran. In one swift curse, Jebus can bring Iran to its economic knees. (Turkey, Egypt and Morocco are also on that list. Be afraid! Be very afraid! Jebus's fig curses are Biblical!)