Now, i’m talking about when the goat comes on to YOU. And I know in the bible OT I’d be sent to death - but the good lord Jesus forgives ALL OF MY SINS.
That’s not what keeps me up at night. What keeps me up is this. Now, I’m just assuming here and looking for answers.
My semen supposably survives in the uterus of the goat. So, is it possible that one of my sperms penetrates her egg?
And if so, does some mutated coagulation of reproduction occur until this abomination of nature is finally terminated by the replication process?
In other words; can I make a baby with a goat? And if not, to what degree can my DNA procreate with the DNA of the goat?
And is it amoral? Or should I just embrace our mutual affection for each other?
Thanks guys and gals!
rat spit
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I think you should be very careful with goats. Adolf Hitler supposedly lost part of his penis trying to get a blow job from a nanny-goat as an adolescent.
You'd probably need some pretty sophisticated lab equipment to produce a human-goat hybrid.
If you're interested in following this line of inquiry further, I recommend that you read "Giles Goat-Boy" by John Barth.
RE: Is it amoral to have sex with a goat/
Not if you are another goat.
If you are not a goat, fret not! Jesus forgives all sins but one. Goat fucking is completely forgivable, along with murder, rape, infanticide, genocide, eating shrimp and wearing clothing with mixed fabrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbMa7BpPsNc
Twas the night before Christmas and the shepherds were watching their flocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVNvkitCCV0
@Rat Spit Re: "Is it amoral to have sex with a goat?"
Is the goat legally old enough to give consent? That is very important to know. Sex with underage goats makes you a perv.
It's only immoral if the goat says "naaaaaaaa"...
In goat years she’s legal (in my country anyway - Armenia).
So, judging by the responses the Atheist position is that goat sex is totally above board. You guys are sick! That was a test! Atheists are amoral. I’m so happy to be a theist! Praise allah for sending goat fuckers to their deaths. It is the law - written in stone.
On another note; I was hoping our resident Biologist, Cali could shed some light on how well my sperm would do in the egg of a goat. Mutants? Yes? No?
I was hoping to argue that goat fucking is unethical from a genetic standpoint.
@ Rat Spit
Nah mate it is just baaaaaad. Apart from that male goats do not like it.....
@Rat Spit Re: "...shed some light on how well my sperm would do in the egg of a goat. Mutants? Yes? No?"
Personal question, if you don't mind. If you WERE able to have a child with a goat, would you prefer... A. Goat body with a human head? Or, B. Human body with a goat head? Or would there be some other combination you would prefer?
How about a human body with a Goat brain. I could keep her in the back yard and feed her grass.
She’d need a goat stomach too, if you planned on keeping her alive and - come on Cog. We all know what you’d really do. Amoral Atheist atrocities is what you’d do.
Re: Rat Spit - "...come on Cog. We all know what you’d really do. Amoral Atheist atrocities is what you’d do."
Aw, shit! Does this mean Cog will be trading in his pig nose for goat horns?... *face palm*... Damn... *shouting across the hallway*... Hey, Old Man! Prep the tranquilizer gun and keep it on close standby!
@Cognostic: How about a human body with a Goat brain.
You could make something like that, but nobody would ever vote for it in a US presidential election, or would they?
@Tin Man
I would take one of each. It’s too hard to pick just one. But the one with the goat head would be named “Samuel” if it was a boy, annnd “Shirley” if it was a girl. The one with the human head would be named “Frederique” if it was a boy and “Martha” if it was a girl.
But until Cali comes and explains the genetics, I don’t want to get my hopes up. I’m already head over heels for her. A little version of us two would make my life complete.