1. God loves us, but enjoys watching us tormented in the earth.
2. Thousands die in an earthquake, and one is saved several days later. It is a miracle of God. The others were infidels.
3. God thinks that earth and the humans are the center of everything. So he created trillions of galaxies just for sightseeing.
4. One snake can defeat the omnipotent god.
5. God bargains with the devil and the competition begins. I think he must be really bored there. Maybe he just went crazy being alone in the heavens.
6. God enjoys watching children born with disorders and suffer all their life.
7. God enjoys watching innocent people beheaded, slaughtered and tortured.
8. God likes to threaten his slaves with hell. He likes BBQ.
9. God likes to change his holly words. He is exactly loony.
10. God is a coward. He cannot even show his finger nail. Maybe he is very ugly and so shy to show himself.
11. God knows nothing about astrophysics. His universe is made up of earth, moon, heaven and hell. My six year old nephew is smarter than him.
12. God has a talent in creating some body parts that are not functional. Foreskin, wisdom teeth, appendix.
13. God has a talent in mutating the genes. Perfect intelligent body design fails most of the time.
14. God cannot create a man who can live more than 120 years. Life expectancy increases with the improvements in the science.
15. Holy cows are even more favored than many religions. They are head to head with Islam and Christianity.
16. God likes playing. He likes to imply something, and wants us to find the solution. He is a good gambler.
17. God has a good command in writing books, which can be interpreted to millions of meanings. Lots of sects in Islam, Christianity and all other religions. If he was not the god, just a human author, nobody would appear in autograph sessions.