I shall start a new belief. Hiccup*#@!

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I shall start a new belief. Hiccup*#@!

I sit in my chair that now I shall call a throne
And ponder if we are really all alone
I imagine such things how we came to be
And with a sip of my elixir I begin to see

Ah I says to myself there's but one answer to this
I am the one knowing and revel in bliss
With powers abound and all knowing light
I create an answer that I've searched for all night

There is er I'll call it god I scream out loud
I raise as I pronounce it and stand proud
I'll tell the world what I've found out
And when they question me I'll just shout

It makes sense to me now while I'm under the gin
Of how everyone everything came to be
This god I made up this legend of mine
If you drink enough it makes sense every time

Well it's getting late better turn in
Besides I've run completely out of gin
Tomorrows a new day so lets see
What weird shit I can think up on whiskey

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Sir Random's picture
I don't know- do I take you

I don't know- do I take you seriously or laugh my arse off?

May you be forever touched by His Noodly Apendage
Glob bless
R'amen

mykcob4's picture
It's just a joke.

It's just a joke.

ZeffD's picture
He was probably drunk when he

He was probably drunk when he wrote it! :-)
A good reason why ex-USMC personnel need to stay sober...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWMQp_qeSco

mykcob4's picture
BTW there is no such thing as

BTW there is no such thing as an "ex" Marine. Once a Marine, always a Marine. I am a retired Marine or more appropriately, an inactive Marine.
I wasn't drunk because I don't drink anymore. I was just making fun at how silly ideas come about. About how people think that their ideas makes sense but really don't, like believing in a god or gods for example.

Sir Random's picture
Twas funny, that cannot be

Twas funny, that cannot be denied. His Noodlyness smiles upon you. Well, we think he smiles. We don't know for sure;)

mykcob4's picture
Da whiskey ist flowin'

Da whiskey ist flowin'
Da sun be a shinin'
I's be a gowin'
But I'd be a lian'
If I was not a makin'
Up dis here thing
Dat lives only
In da mind

In a stooper I wast
Da drunken sot dat I am
Dat made up da thought
Dat der be a man dat is not
Just a man
But a holy one

So listen ye chillins' take it from me
Dat twas not I a talkin' but dis here whiskey
I ain't seen no god that yous a herd
I's only saw my dog backwards

Sir Random's picture
Avast, how good a sea shanty

Avast, how good a sea shanty can ye make? I think yer made up sea shantys be even funnier an' this, though I don' know fer certain if ye do make up sea shanty's.

May ye be fer'eer touched by is' Noodly Appendage
Glob bless
R'amen.

doubleAtheist's picture
Does the afterlife have

Does the afterlife have something to good to be true so i can have a comfort without evidence in my life.. Unlimited beer and maybe instead of 70 virgins 100 sexy models?

Sir Random's picture
Aye, it as' a beer(or grog er

Aye, it as' a beer(or grog er' whateer ye fancy) volcano an' a factories fer the equivalent of the end o' yer post(again based on what ye fancy.) Also, they be an endless Carribian, so if ye fancy piratein' like me, ye sure the not be disappointed.

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