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@Sushisnake

@Sushisnake

You know, it would be OK to visit here if y'all would quit digging up those old photos of me...

rmfr

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@Arakish

@Arakish

You're a bonobo? You're THAT bonobo? You're my new crush.

Flamenca's picture
@Sushi. I agree... Bonobos

@Sushi. I agree... Bonobos are sexy!!!

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@Sushi Re: Pic

@Sushi Re: Pic

Holy shit! Looks like my senior photo from high school!

Aposteriori unum's picture
Michael,

Michael,
Due to monophyletic classification of life you are everything your ancestors were. You are a eukaryote, a deuterostome, a chordate, a vertebrate, a mammal, a primate, a monkey and an ape and a homo sapien. ( this list is not all inclusive btw, there are many more subsets that I skipped over). It just so happens that the smallest clade we are a part of is that of the great apes. Ourselves, and all of our common ancestors. Really a quite fascinating thing taxonomy is.

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@Aposteriori Unum

@Aposteriori Unum

OH! Great! Now I am being called a germ, a spineless worm, an air-breather, a primate (of all things), a chimpanzee, an ape, and a human!

Gosh I am so insulted that I resemble all of the above.

;-P

rmfr

Sushisnake's picture
Are you? I think it's

@Arakish

Are you? I think it's wonderful! Apost forgot fish. I embrace my inner fish. My son and daughter-in-law bought me the how-to book for my birthday.

Aposteriori unum's picture
@Arakish

@Arakish

Funny side note: Flamenca occationally gets an earful of biology. We've watched quite a few videos on or around the subject of human evolution and this includes videos on bonobos. Sometimes she now says: " you're my favorite ape." One day we were actually discussing possible reasons for why people take offense to being called an ape et cetera (this exact situation). And here we are today offending people... with facts.

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@AU and Flam

@AU and Flam

Well, I know enough about the Evolution, biology, and genetics to know from whence we all come. Even my wife did and she would call me her "favorite ape" also.

Actually, I think it is only Michael who took offense. Me, I was just trying to be funny. I have had a few serious debates with people here and other forums, but seeing the way TM, OM, and Q behave, I just wanted to let my funny bone loose.

Me, I find anything science based extremely fascinating. No one in my family can understand how I can sit watch, using their words, "that boring bullshit." That right there shows the difference between Absolutists and Atheists. Especially Atheists who are also rational and scientific in their interests.

Maybe Flam can teach me some more stuff about biology as she gets those earfuls...

rmfr

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@Arakish

@Arakish
I knew you were joking. I just thought of that because we spoke about the exact thing that was happening in the thread. I thought you would find it interesting/humorous.

I think that's a pretty cool coincidence that your wife also called you her favorite ape.

I wonder if she ever said anything like this after one of those "actually..." moments ( as I call them, when I proceed to make a statement as scientifically accurate as my knowledge permits): "...uhh, always so accurate..."

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A man has no reason to be

A man has no reason to be ashamed of having an ape for his grandfather. If there were an ancestor whom I should feel shame in recalling, it would be a MAN, a man of restless and versatile intellect, who, not content with an success in his own sphere of activity, plunges into scientific questions with which he has no real acquaintance, only to obscure them by an aimless rhetoric, and distract the attention of his hearers from the real point at issue by eloquent digressions, and skilled appeals to religious prejudice.
--Thomas Huxley

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Oh hell! You look exactly

Oh hell! You look exactly like my mother. I think we are related? And how do you post pictures? I probably could have saved a few paragraphs of writing if my monkey brain comprehended the technique. I submitted two for my profile but still have that horse thing.

Flamenca's picture
@Cognostic, go to your

@Cognostic, go to your profile, click on the picture of the horse, then edit and next "select file" and you choose the picture from your phone/computer.

Once you see the picture loaded, you scroll your profile all the way down and press "save". I think it takes a few minutes to refresh.

I hope It works.

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Thanks: I have some nudes of

Thanks: I have some nudes of myself I am dying to get feedback on.

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@Cog Re: Nudes

@Cog Re: Nudes

Go ahead. I have bleach standing by to rinse my eyes.

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@Tin-Man

@Tin-Man

Just bleach? I think it might take something tougher. Maybe some of that fresh lava from Hawai'i...

rmfr

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@Arakish Re: Fresh lava

@Arakish Re: Fresh lava from Hawaii

Yeah, the thought did cross my mind...

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Don't be afraid, he already

Don't be afraid, he already PM'd me one:

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Well, since we all seem to be

Well, since we all seem to be sharing nudes now, here's one of me during my younger days. I was in pretty good shape then.

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And this is me:

And this is me:

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@Sushi

@Sushi

*whistling loudly*..... Yowza!.... *eyes bulging out of sockets*.... *sweating*.... Is it hot in here, or is it just me?.... *pulling collar away from neck*... Uh, ya know, if this keeps up, we may need to put an "X-rated* warning in the OP of this thread.

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@Yep. I is sleek.

@Tin Man

Yep. I is sleek.

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And those bewitching, dark

And those bewitching, dark eyes!

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@ TM

@ TM
Oh Come ON! I have school photos, remember, 'til you bought that stupid outfit at Costcos metal sale I know what you looked like....just stop....how you squeezed in that without leaks...well...

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@Sushi

@Sushi Re: Cog's nude pic

THAT'S Cog?.... *unimpressed look*... Eh, I've seen bigger.

Flamenca's picture
Back in the days when I was

Back in the days when I was young and poor and I didn't have money for a flamenca dress. I hope AU doesn't mind I share this with you guys.

P.S. Tin-Man, your picture is too sexy, dude!

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@ TM

@ TM

Re Cogs nude...but have you seen holier?

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No nudes, but I've got a

No nudes, but I've got a younger picture.

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@ apost

@ apost

So have I but I was waiting for the official day....better hope that Flamencas genes trump yours...

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I still don't know how to

I still don't know how to insert a pic/

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