Here's a Thought

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arakish's picture
Here's a Thought

If God made us in his image, why ain't we invisible?

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David Killens's picture
Does god have our common

Does god have our common ailments such as diabetes, bad breath, and diarrhea?

Maybe the old fart has Alzheimer's disease and is presently residing in the Old Age Home for the Gods, or if the bible is true, locked away in the Heavenly Lunatic Asylum with all the other homicidal psychotics.

Cognostic's picture
Ummm..... I've never seen

Ummm..... I've never seen you!

Grinseed's picture
He could be as deaf as I am..

He could be as deaf as I am...that would account for unanswered prayers.

Tin-Man's picture
Damn... Does that mean you

Damn... Does that mean you guys are all just figments of my imagination?

msezell's picture
I thought god was a hacker

I thought god was a hacker and this is all a simulation? That would make us all Russians right? Or is it Chinese?

Cognostic's picture
I have Russian hands and

I have Russian hands and roaman fingers but when I go into the bathroom I'm you-r-o-peein.

Sheldon's picture
Indeed, and why we're at it,

Indeed, and why we're at it, why did it take 14 billion years, and why did it require evolution involving hundreds of millions of years of dinosaur evolution, and a cataclysmic event to wipe them out so we could eventually evolve that has all the hallmarks of random (bad, if you were a dinosaur) luck?

SeniorCitizen007's picture
It is claimed by some that

It is claimed by some that the Hebrew word for 'man' used in the Bible actually means "ruddy, able to blush" (i.e. white)

Sky Pilot's picture
SeniorCitizen007,

SeniorCitizen007,

"It is claimed by some that the Hebrew word for 'man' used in the Bible actually means "ruddy, able to blush" (i.e. white)"

According to the Bible and to the Jewish Babylonian Talmud only Jews are men. All other people are animals.

chimp3's picture
Does god have a belly button

Does god have a belly button and if so, why?

Cognostic's picture
According to the bible "Belly

According to the bible "Belly Button" means rodent house.

Sky Pilot's picture
arakish,

arakish,

"If God made us in his image, why ain't we invisible?"

According to the Old Testament biblical fairy tale a lot of people have seen God (Yahweh). BTW, if Yeshua (Jesus) isn't God why do people worship him?

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