God Says He Has Made Himself Obvious(PROOF HE HAS)

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Tue, 03/06/2018 - 12:49

(Reply to #31) #32

Tin-Man

Take one aspirin (325mg), one Tylenol (600mg), and one caffeine pill (200mg), along with a glass of holy water, followed by a short prayer asking god to cure your headache. The holy water and prayer will magically make your headache disappear within about thirty minutes or so. Trust me. *thumbs-up*

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 21:38

(Reply to #32) #33

RANJEET

@Tin-man

don't want to hurt your feeling but you are satanist cause you are suggesting me medicines you are illuminati, I only need a prayer from my bottom of heart and god can cure my headache not only headache he can cure my brain tumor. :))

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 09:45

#34

Alembé

Gang,

I think he might be onto something. Look, the letter O and the number O (i.e. nothing) are identical.

Therefore: God is Good with nothing taken out!

You just need to think sideways ;-)

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 11:26

(Reply to #34) #35

Grinseed

Have you ever considered a

Have you ever considered a career writing church notice board slogans Alembe?

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 14:45

#36

Alembé

@Grinseed,

Perhaps we should open a separate thread for submissions. The best I can do right now is plagiarize:

"On you knees, let Jesus come to you."

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 15:16

#37

Grinseed

A good idea. The Best

A good idea. The Best Churchboard Slogan. It wont matter if entries are plagiarized. Its very likely that the very best unintended slogans have already been penned.

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 15:22

#38

TheBlindWatchmaker

ooh, ooh, ooh, *waves hand

ooh, ooh, ooh, *waves hand from back of the class* can I play!!!!!!

"You can't enter heaven unless Jesus enters you!"

Tue, 03/06/2018 - 22:07

#39

fishy1

I think the op said...... Bla

I think the op said...... Bla... Bla....

6 pages later.... Bla....3 more pages.... Bla... Bla....

Fishy1 chapter 1... Religion is bullshit....

See, wasn't that short and sweet:-)

Wed, 03/07/2018 - 09:16

#40

LostLocke

TruthinPlainSight as a name

TruthinPlainSight as a name sounds familiar.
Like one that might have been banned at AF or TTA. Or both. Hmmm....

Wed, 03/07/2018 - 15:24

#41

Cognostic

This was as moronic as

This was as moronic as "Everything Has a Cause, so God exists." How is it people on this planet can avoid evolving?

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