I am smarter than your average Atheist Republic patron so I imagine you all will dismiss what I am saying. Of course I am right and you are wrong. As an atheist you are absolutely, positively, with out any doubt, sure with out any question that there is no God up in heaven. Adam and Eve and the talking snake, Noah's arc. virgin birth of Jesus and on and on and on and on and on and on --you KNOW-the bible-the Koran and all the rest is bullshit. You are 100% sure there is no God--not 99% sure but 100% sure. There is not many things you are 100% sure of but you KNOW there is no God. Despite your belief being 100% positive there is no God--billions of billions of people have faith and believe in an imaginary man in the sky. How is this possible that what you see as clear as can be is not "seen" by everyone. ...........That brings me to Donald Trump. I am absolutely positively, with out any doubt sure without any question Donald Trump is an arrogant, egotistical, selfish, maniacal, psychotic, terrible very very bad piece of shit. As sure as I am that there is no God I am sure Donald Trump is a moron and a despicable, slimy, disgusting fucking fuck face fuck.. How is it possible that everyone can't see that there is no God or that Donald Trump is an asshole. Why are so many people blind to what I KNOW is the TRUTH. God Bless
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I know I hold the minority view that Kenny is not an atheist and is instead a parody of an atheist being portrayed by a theist. Did this post convince any fence sitters to lean my way?
Oh, I think he is a troll. I have always thought he was a troll. Trolls always sound disingenuous and like a parody no matter what they are saying, they are to conversation what cyanide is to health food.
Definitely a theist portraying an "atheist", especially since he ends posts with "God Bless" and whatnot.
NO atheist would end a post with that, not even in jest! It's like imagining an evangelical with a Richard Dawkins book in his bookshelf!
So, in short I'm convinced that what you say is true.
I think the 'god bless' bit is supposed to be ironic. It's like kenny's making a parody of the habit some christians have of saying whatever hurtful, prejudicial, nonsense they feel like and then qualifying it with 'god bless'. Like, "you are a terrible person who shouldn't be able to practice your lifestyle because it offends me and should probably be stoned to death, but I can say that because my god loves you and I'm praying for you."
I don't know what kenny is, but I'm quite sure that the 'god bless' bit is no indication of he/she/its beliefs.
C.M.Allen-I often don't agree with you. In fact sometimes I think your comments don't make much sense. Your understanding of "GOD BLESS is no great achievement as only an idiot would think GOD BLESS was not me being ironic. After all my posts ridiculing Christians who believe in Adam and Eve and the talking snake or Noah's arc or all the other bullshit in religion --obviously GOD BLESS is irony. The fact anyone could confuse my "GOD BLESS" with praise of God is hilarious. But I am not surprised by the ignorance and stupidity and lack of perception of many of the morons in this forum.
Aww, you hurt my feelings so badly there, blasphemy. Calling me a moron is a low blow, for sure.
Sitting behind your screen you're such a big, bad, badass bully.... I'm so intimidated bud, I'm shaking in my boots. I cried myself to sleep in the fetal position because I didn't get the gist of your half-assed sarcasm. Seriously.
Oh, look I can do it too! I guess you're not the only genius behind a computer monitor.
I don't think it much matters. Anyone who has more than two brain cells to rub together will immediately figure out he's a goof ball from the first post of his they read.
I wonder why he bothers? All that typing for nothing. Unless he's really a team of chimps and this is all just random. That would explain the lack of paragraphs; chimps can't do paragraphs.
All the above posts being true, I have agree with kenny on this one. As sure as I am that there are no gods (99.9 repeating%) I am also sure Trump is a slimeball.
Unfortunately, the relationship between these two beliefs doesn't really mean anything. So another useless post from kenny.
I am 100% sure, absolutely, positively, without any doubt there is no God. I am absolutely, positively, without any doubt Donald Trump is an egotistical, maniacal, arrogant, selfish, psychotic piece of shit fuck face asshole. I am 100% sure absolutely, positively, without any doubt C.M. Allen, Nutmeg, CyberLN, Travis, Nyarlathatep, Pragmatic are all fucking idiots, morons, retards, asshole, fuck faces, and doody dopes. 100% sure God Bless
Considering you are also 100% sure absolutely, positively, without any doubt that you are handsome, talented, brilliant, wonderful, and a great singer...
Well, it just goes to show that your judgement is so flawed as to be completely backward. Drink some more mountain dew, eat some more Doritos, and get back to me when you have managed to permanently stain your genitals orange from your furious self-abuse.
Why do you people even bother replying to this guy...I stopped months ago!!
Entertainment value. Plus, I waver between thinking Kenny is a demented harmless nut locked away in his basement or a comic genius who's ability to ferret out obscure connections and mold them into satire is beyond most people's humor comprehension. That mystery intrigues me.
C.M. Allen- God and Kenny work in mysterious ways!!!!....Comic Genius
Reality If you stopped months ago --Why are you responding now!!! Maybe you are demented and don't remember things so well. That happens sometimes when you get old or senile.
Hey, I resemble that!
I don't recall making a judgement on carrot colored genitals, you are welcome to rub yourself with anything you like, but I would recommend chocolate instead. B*tches love chocolate.
Not sure if that reply was meant for me, but okay.
Remember, if you aren't specific about which part you resemble, I will pick the funniest one.
I was referring to Kenny calling everyone idiots. But yes, the flavor-blasted genitalia was a wry supposition.
Travis--I bring out the best in you.. "Drink some mountain Dew, eat some Doritos and get back to me when you have managed to permanently stain your genitals orange from your furious self-abuse." Not bad your getting "it" but you can do better. But a good start non the less. Try to be more creative. How about drink some elephant piss, eat some kangaroo shit and get back to me when your tiny penis turns vomit orange from all your masturbation. Travis while it is true I am a handsome, talented, brilliant, wonderful and a great singer" Although all that is true except maybe for the singing I only say it to be funny... It is called satire. God Bless
No thanks, mine was better and more fitting, so I will stick with that. So, how long do we have until you crawl back under your bridge for a few hours?
Travis-Love and kisses....God Bless
Test.
Although cool-ranch-Dorito-colored penis's and elephant piss is great and all, am I the only one who actually agrees with most of what Donald says, and I think he will EASILY be one of the best presidents our "nation" (yes, I put air quotes there for a reason) has ever had? And are people allowed to debate politics here or what are the rules on that...
You can debate politics here, but I am not sure you will find many people who will agree with you, as I certainly don't.
Stu.K- "I think Donald Trump will be one of the greatest Presdents ever" I can't take it anymore.. I am shrinking. Help me. Stu.k usually I belittle or ridicule Travis or Pragmatic or Nutmeg or Jeff or CyberLn in a playful kind of way. No malice intended. But you are a fucking moron --malice intended. I often humiliate Christians who believe in the talking snake or Noah's arc because it is easy to degrade morons. Stu.k you are in the same category as Moslems who believe if they kill enough infidels they will get to heaven and meet 72 or 73 virgins. You are as big a giant humongous, huge fucking moron than the craziest theist in the universe. Stu.k---I mostly control myself and try to use satire or humor to make a point. But Stu.k I say this with the most venom and discust I can muster. Have a nice day!! God Bless
Stu.k-I just read your profile and learned your only 16. Age is no excuse for being an idiot but I will take your youth and inexperience into consideration in judging you as an dope and a moron. Maybe when you grow up you won't be such a dummy and will understand things better. God Bless
Actually, first and foremost, you do not know one, let me say this again, "ONE" reason as to why I feel this way. Sexond of all, could you even give two reasons as to why you "hate" Trump? Third, you do not belittle them in a playful way, lol. And fourth, where the hell did I mention that age was a factor in this?
Stu.K. "could you even give two reasons as to why you "Hate" Donald Trump????
Help me help me help me Stu.k just made the most stupid statement in the history of the UNIVERSE help me I can't take the moronic idiocy of most of you in this forum...But Stu.k is in a separate class of dumbness. God Bless