.Agnostics are like 92% to 94% sure there is no God. Atheists all can't be exactly the same in the strength of their atheism as the range of "sureness" might be between 99% to %100%. 100% means 100%. The absurdity of a man in the sky and all the other ridiculous ideas of a GOD or the immorality in the bible makes a 100% atheist 100% sure there is no God. What else are you 100% sure of. You may be 95% sure of the love of you wife. You may be 92% sure there are billions and billions of stars but there may be trillions so you can't be 100% sure. You may be 95% sure a high fat high carbohydrate high calorie diet is bad and its probably bad but are you 100% sure. You are pretty sure sometimes 95% or 96% sure but how often are you 100% sure. I am 100% sure there is no God Almighty 100%. No doubt-100% sure. There not too many things I am 100% sure of. I am 100% sure Donald Trump is a buffon, a silly comic book character and a flawed less than human being. I am as sure (100%) Donald Trump is a pitiful character as I am sure Joel Osteen is 100% a snake oil salesman, and a fraud and a liar, and a hurtful disgusting piece of shit. If I am 100% sure there is no God..100% and I am 100% sure I am right about Donald Trump and Joel Osteen than it must be true. If I am 100% sure not 99% sure but 100% sure than I must be right. If I am 100% sure there is no God and 100% sure about Donald Trump and Joel Osteen than I must be right. If I am right(100%) why can't everyone see what I see. Since everyone who reads this post does not know my tendency for satire and humor please try to laugh at my absurd analogy about Donald Trump, Joel Osteen and God. While what I have to say is 96% true try to get the humor and laugh a little--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------. Please disregard this post as while it makes perfect sense to me it is very confusing and kind of ridiculous. It isn't that funny either. My other artistic essays are usually better organized and funny.
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Tl; dr.
Not sure if it's 25 percent funny, but it is100 percent hard to read. You might get more and better responses if you broke your posts down into paragraphs. Not trying to be mean. Just telling it like it is.
Thackerie-I am so hurt and sad about your criticism of me. I will try harder to use better grammar and punctuation in my attempt to be funny Your so mean but I will try harder to better organize the structure of my "silly" meandering attempts to express myself.. I thought I might be 100% funny to those who laughed at my comparison to Donald Trump Joel Osteen and God. I guess those that thought "it" wasn't too funny(maybe 25%) funny might reluctantly smile. But you Thackerie probably thought it was 0% funny and criticized my uneven and unstructured "post". I am so hurt.. I am not sure how this rejection will affect me. I hope I have the strength to "go on". I am 100% sure there is no God. 100% sure Donald Trump is a cartoon and a joke. 100% sure Joel Osteen is a fraud and a fucking asshole. 100% sure Thackerie does not have a sense of humor. God Bless
Apparently, you'll never change Kenny.
I don't know how many times people have explained to you that your poor attempts at "sarcasm" ᴅ̲̲ᴏ̲̲ᴇ̲̲s̲̲ɴ̲̲'̲̲ᴛ̲̲ ᴡ̲̲ᴏ̲̲ʀ̲̲ᴋ̲̲!̲̲!̲̲!̲̲
A. His criticism of your poor syntax and grammar says nothing about either his sense of humor, or whether or not he thought it was funny.
B. Far more that 25% of the people here find you less than funny, as a matter of fact, stating that even a quarter of the people here appreciated your puerile sense of humor would be stretching the truth.
C. Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
Thackerie has a great sense of humor. What she doesn't have is very good eyesight.
Pragmatic-I will never change and either will you. Comparing Donald Trump Joel Osteen and God is funny. You can't laugh because it is me (who made the funny-ha ha) and you just like to hassle me. Thackerie - As for you I am 100% sure you have no sense of humor and 100% sure you have a big giant wart on your nose. A big giant wart on a nose is funny-ha ha . God Bless
I agree with Osteen, whom I believe is the ultimate creep, but not so much with Trump... he has made some good points, with the proof from the border patrols to back it up!!
Reality-So you agree Joel Osteen is a fucking asshole piece of shit but Donald Trump is OK. I Donald trump your opinion about Donald Trump.. You can be right on a issue and still be a cartoon character and an egomaniac . You will see Donald Trump will self destruct and end up in the gutter where he belongs.
You may be correct about Trump self- destructing...he tends to come out with some outlandish stuff- but what I like about him, is he says what is on his mind, and dosen't apologize for it, or back away from it...like all the other politicians do. And if you take a step back and really think about what he is saying, alot of it IS TRUE. And THATS what people don't like...he uncovers shit for what it is. Unfortunately, that kind of "truth" dosen't win elections. The people are always stupid enough to continue voting for people that just tell them what they WANT to hear, then turn out to be crooks and liars. One thing you must admit, is the man knows how to make money... and it's about time this country had somebody who knows how to control finances, instead of stealing from them, and giving them to other countries, especially the ones that hate the U.S.....Trump is richer than rich, building his businesses on his own...your not going to have to worry about him stealing money from the taxpayers. As far as the "egomaniac" part of it...I would agree with you, there.
Reality -I don't know what to say. What you said about Donald Trump blows my fucking mind. I suppose your entitled to an opinion. But all the things you said about Donald Trump made me laugh as if the Donald said it himself. And you know how ridiculous the Donald can be. . It won' be long for Donald to self destruct and end up in a pile of shit. Just one point about finances(or two) The Donald (his businesses) filed for bankruptsy like 5 times. Vadimere Putin of Russia is even more rich than the Donald and he also is an egomaniac and you know how that turns out. I don't know how the tea party idiots can praise Donald trump except that they are also dumbass Christians and theists and that might explain it. I thought atheists were more perceptive about other things besides not believing in a "invisible man in the sky. but Reality-you proved me wrong.
reality - "One thing you must admit, is the man knows how to make money... and it's about time this country had somebody who knows how to control finances"
I guess you are forgetting the 4 times (at least) he has had to file corporate bankruptcies?
And after those " bankruptcies," did he or did he not return to being even MORE wealthy than he was before? The man knows how to make business decisions... did those "bankruptcies" make him any poorer? No way!!! It's not that you got knocked down...it;s what you do when you get back up...and he scored a knockout...it was said last week that his worth is over 10 billion dollars... do you STILL think he dosen't know what he is doing??
1. Why did you put the word bankruptcies in quotations?
2. I am pointing out that your statement "and it's about time this country had somebody who knows how to control finances" is rather odd since Old Donald has a long history of borrowing more than he can repay.
3. I'd also like to consider your comment "he uncovers shit for what it is". Donald is still a birther (for non-US forum readers, that means he is one of the conspiracy theorists who thinks President Obama wasn't born in the United States). Is that the kind of person you think should have access to the nuclear launch codes?
Hey, listen... the most successful people on this planet have had failures along the way. Even Warren Buffet,who is several times wealthier than Trump, has admitted to several failures in his career. These guys are BILLIONAIRES...do you REALLY want to argue with them on how they do business? If you know so much better..WHERE IS YOUR 10 BILLION DOLLARS??!! Would you rather have a president that questions someones citizenship ( it's about time SOMEBODY cares about that stuff when it comes to ANYBODY) OR A PRESIDENT WHO ALLOWS people TO COME into your country ILLEGALLY, and then uses YOUR hard earned tax dollars to send them to school, give them drivers licenses, health care, housing, food, money, jobs,etc. What choice would YOU make??
I choose the one that does not live in fantasy land.
And which one would THAT be? The one that is giving your tax dollars to people who are breaking the law, and haven't paid a dime in taxes or retribution, or the one who is trying to stop all this nonsense and get back to giving America back to the Americans?
Reality-I was kind of giving you the benefit of the doubt because you seem to handle yourself well as an atheist. Well reasonable well-not great but ok. You were on the right side and seemed perceptive in your arguments as an atheist. But you proved the fact that even atheists can be dumb about other things. It is not just your defense of Donald Trump is ridiculous but your reasons about him being a great business man is flawed. It is not how good Donald Trump is at anything(including a "great businessman). Donald is an cruel, evil disgusting egomaniac. Reality your defense of Donald Trump is no more valid than a creationists belief the earth is 10,000 years old. You should be ashamed.
First of all I resent you calling my opinions dumb, especially comming from someone who is illiterate, and sometimes appears as if he dosen't know what the hell he is saying, and who's posts are many times hard to follow. These things are a matter of peoples OPINIONS, nothing more, nothing less. This has NOTHING to do with atheism...so lets GET OFF IT!!! Doing what you do insulting people is as bad as the theists insisting there is a God, virgin pregnancies, talking snakes,etc.
Reality-You are so funny and handsome too. Your right everyone has an opinion. Creationists believe the earth is 10,000 years old and Jesus was born from a virgin(Mary). It is easy to ridicule such nonsense. In fact I have a lot of fun laughing at all the bullshit they believe. It is so funny debating Theists about Noah's Arc. funny funny. But that's their opinion. Donald Trump is funnier than the creationist. It is a toss up who makes me laugh more. ....I go with Donald Trump. Reality-your defense of Donald Trump is as stupid as the Creationist belief in Adam and Eve. God Bless
Just to bring this thread back on topic a bit - question for anyone who knows - is Donald Trump a believer? He seems to me the kind of guy who would only worship himself and wouldn't need to believe in a God/creator/supreme being etc. I haven't heard anything about his beliefs, but is America ready for an atheist president?
America won't elect an atheist at this moment, especially if it is one like Donald Trump, but I hope to see a day when a serious atheist contender could run for president and win it.
To Fred,
Many people don't really seem to get your jokes, and take them rather seriously. But, you keep on doing this, despite all the backlash, expecting to get people to laugh about it. In other words: You do the exact same thing over and over again, hoping for a different result. You know who said that? Albert Einstein, one of the smartest people who has ever lived on this planet.
Make of that what you will.
I don't think he expects different results. I think he's getting precisely the results he's after - attention. In this, he is completely successful. It's why he posts such drivel and keeps bumping his threads up by posting a nonsense word.
Austin-I love the hat. Your face is quite attractive too in a funny sought of way. Thanks for reminding me how smart Albert Einstein was. I never heard of him but I take your word that he was a very intelligent fellow. Your criticism of me hurts very much, I am devastated and I am not sure I can go on. But I will try as I always manage to pick myself up and find a way to continue. I m sorry you find me so disagreeable and I am very sad. I am really a very nice person and like you I am quite attractive in a funny kind of way. Autstin you seem very young and immature but I won't hold that against you. As people get older they usually get more perceptive and intelligent. In a few years I look forward to have an intelligent conversation with you. God Bless
'God Bless.
Fred, what I find hysterical is that you are debating with a 14 year old who is showing more intelligence than you.
Reality
So I take it that you agree with Trump when he said that The Mexican Government is sending rapists to the USA and that John McCain is only a hero because he got captured.
If you do believe these things then you and The Donald are a perfect team......You're both fucking stupid because both of these statements are false and there is ample evidence to prove it.
You also mentioned Obamas birthplace and how Trump has every right to question it. Obama has proven that he was born in Hawaii now it's up to Trump to show that his "Birther" efforts were not racism in disguise and go after Ted Cruze who was actually born in Canada and only renounced his Canadian citizenship when he announced his candidature.
Just a question...are YOU a Mexican??
Reality--Did you just ask a question.....are you a Mexican. That's the kind of question Donald Trump would ask^????? Reality are you an imbecile--I am just asking?????
I assume that question is aimed at me.
No, I'm not Mexican and I'm certainly not an American either. I don't qualify, my IQ is too high :-)
Now I've answered your question, how about you answer mine.
LoL!
I'm gonna sit back, have some popcorn and watch how the hole is dug deeper and deeper...
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