THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE WAS A MAGICAL BANANA

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THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE WAS A MAGICAL BANANA

PROVE ME WRONG.

Every banana tree comes from a banana seed, not counting those Frankenstein bananas the humans eat. If you go back far enough you come to the original banana tree. The omniscient, all powerful, beyond time and space, the unmoved mover. The Big Yellow Banana. He even came before the Blue universe creating bunnies because they had to have something to eat.

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You're wrong.. Bunnies don't
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@Workingclasshero:
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What came first, the banana
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Get off my lawn: What came
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chimp3: The BYB did not
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You make it sound like a
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@Get off my lawn: Oh yea,
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Nope. It's an ad-bananem
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@Get off my lawn: I wish I
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ognistic : The BYB did not

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ognistic : The BYB did not

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chimp3,
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I reckon Bernie Sanders may
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I have heard myths about the
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@doG
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Re: Cog - "He (BYB) even came
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My grand dad gave me the
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@Tin-Man: There you go
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The Great Banana OverLord has
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We look nothing like bananas.
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@Workingclasshero? HA!
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@ Cognostic
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The Big Yellow Banana always
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What do bananas come from?
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NO. There is a first cause
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What a load of faeces of ox
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Ha ha... You know nothing.
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Pfff, I'm using banana logic.
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Was it Ken Ham who made that

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It was Ray Comfort I think...

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