The woman says why she believes Monster Energy drinks are from Satan - Daily Mail
This may be old news but I'd love to see your constructive opinion on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc
I seriously laughed at this video. I don't mean to mock this woman but she is human and she makes mistakes and blames things that aren't meant to serve any purpose. It's just a drink that's all. I used to drink these when I skated. It gave me energy but it did cause vertigo problems. So I stopped completely. I heard some people died from it. I blame the company. Sometimes companies can make mistakes. Nobody is at fault here but the moot point is I don't understand why people have to go too far and blame a simple energy drink that has NOTHING to do with evil or whatever. This Christian woman made every Christian look embarrassing big time. However, I am sure that woman will realize she made a mistake and learn from it eventually. Funny topic to debate though.
One more question. I know this is an atheist forum but do you guys believe in the afterlife? I doubt we perish into nothingness. I believe there are JUST people on the other side and that's it. Nothing wrong with that belief? I hope you agree or disagree because I'd love to pick your brain and see what you say :D
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I do not believe in an afterlife. Why do you think only people make it to the "other side"? And where is this place? What does the transition from death to this "afterlife" look like?
AH-HAH!!!... I KNEW it!... Monster Energy Drinks MUST be from the very bowels of Hell and filled with the urine of Satan himself! That is the only thing I can think of that caused me to react the way I did the very first time I ever drank a Monster Energy Drink. Wow.... It's all so clear now. That explains everything....
It was many, many years ago on a cold October night. After a very successful and entertaining evening of scaring the beJesus out of hundreds of customers, we were closing down the haunted house in which I was a very popular and horrifyingly effective volunteer creature. Back in the prep room, people were removing various costumes and makeup and sharing tales of some of their better scares of the evening. And it was during this time that one of the organizers brought in a case of those demonic Monster drinks that had been "donated to the cause" by the company whose agenda was obviously to spread their vile and contemptuous Satanic message across the globe. And so it came to pass, I did partake of said wicked drink. And, yea, it was good. And having felt its invigorating lash upon my soul, I did desire to partake of another container of the lustful liquid! And THEN..... yet another! And I became FILLED with the unholy spirits of Lucifer's legion of lunatics! And thus I did don the evil black head and face covering that was my chosen alter-ego! And I did then rend the clothing from my body, leaving only the shoes upon my feet and a small jock strap which did barely cover my loins, yet left exposed my gleaming pale buttocks! And having been overcome with urge to spread the name of the Master of Darkness, I was compelled to run about within and without the building in a most audacious and flamboyant manner encouraging all those poor lost souls I encountered to put to their lips a can of that evil elixir and consume the darkness contained within it so that they could finally see the LIGHT of TRUTH delivered by the Master of Lies!
So, YES, dear children! Be wary of that horrible and demonic beverage! For it will take over your very soul and turn you into a minion of The Dark One!..... Or, then again, maybe you should just consume them in moderation. Three in a row is probably not a good idea. Just sayin'.....
LOL. That Christian lady is pretty smart in a warped and paranoid sort of way.
Red Bull is from Austria, which is one of the most fervently Catholic countries in Europe. And who's the most famous Catholic to come out of Austria?
Paranoia can be contagious and addictive.
I suppose once someone convinces themselves an undetectable supernatural and malevolent power exists, then paranoia is an inevitable conclusion. Blaming energy drinks on Satan is no more irrational than believing Satan is real.
"One more question. I know this is an atheist forum but do you guys believe in the afterlife?"
No I do not believe in an afterlife, in fact I find the notion pretty absurd given my brain will have died.
" I doubt we perish into nothingness."
Based on what evidence?
The afterlife? Same as my attitude to any god....I lack the belief. There are so many competing versions for a start....becoming One with everything then being sent back time after time to correct some flaw...or drinking solidly 24/7 in between having raucous sex with anyone handy, while arm wrestling Odin et al in valhalla... Riding free on the fields of Elysium..... learning the harp and praising some misogynist, genocidal old fart.....or having several virgins at my disposal and chatting to a peadophile...nah. I dont much like the idea of an eternal hunting ground either...buffalo stink man....
So nope, too many contradictions, I will wait until Mr Edwardes finally undergoes proper testing and claims his million dollar prize before believing any of that...or alternatively meeting a dead relative.....
Sorry to say it, but I think the woman is right. The lines on the front of the can "could" represent 666. "Yea, what in the hell does Christ have to do with an energy dring let alone monster?" She just asked a question, and the answer is "NOTHING". But the part I like best is "MILFS dig it and you will too." I bought 6 cans this morning and I have them lined up on my desk cubical divider. I'll let you all know how it goes. So far I have gotten some interesting looks. If this MILF bait works it could change my life.