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David Killens's picture
So what are you saying, that

So what are you saying, that your god is a pig?

But Thor was pulled in his chariot by goats. And goats are real.18

AJ777's picture
The argument from Bacon is

The argument from Bacon is direct evidence God is real.

Nyarlathotep's picture
You must know that site is

You must know that site is satire; right?

Sheldon's picture
Thu, 01/17/2019 - 08:46

Thu, 01/17/2019 - 08:46
AJ777 "The argument from Bacon is direct evidence God is real."

I am prepared to accept it is no less compelling or valid than the rest of the bullshit apologists trot out as "evidence" for their sky fairy.

LostLocke's picture
The argument from spiders is

The argument from spiders is direct evidence Lolth is real.

Cool, this is fun! What can we "argument from" into existsnce?

AJ777's picture
No, I’m completely serious.

No, I’m completely serious. What is satire? Lighten up folks.

arakish's picture
So you are unable to sum up

So you are unable to sum up what you read in the article? All you can do is just post a URL?

Dude, you should know I ain't one those persons who is stupid enough to just click on a link without some warning as to the content of the link.

Please try to be more considerate instead of following the Religious Absolutists and forcing your horse hoowhee.

BTW: I did not follow the link...

rmfr

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
You might be serious lmao...

You might be serious lmao... But the link leads to satire. Good laugh man. Times are tough and I needed that. Thanks.

jay-h's picture
That site is a Christian site

That site is a Christian site satirizing Christians (I've found myself following links there occasionally). Often rather funny. Like the guide for Bible reading, where they outlined the books of the the Bible that can be skipped because there is nothing interesting there.

AJ777's picture
You’re welcome

You’re welcome

Sheldon's picture
""It doesn't make any sense,"

""It doesn't make any sense," said apologist William Lane Craig. "To hold that there is no God "

That's not atheism, WLC should have his fake credentials as a philosopher pulled if he can't read a dictionary.

"it takes a whole lot of faith to be an atheist."

Faith
noun
1. complete trust or confidence in someone or something.
2. strong belief in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual conviction rather than proof.

atheism
noun
disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.
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Is illiteracy something theists are suddenly proud of? WLC is a joke...even when he tries to make a joke.

Cognostic's picture
STILL WAITING" (You know...

STILL WAITING" (You know... We should all just keep repeating our questions until this dweeb answers them. Stop letting him move on by avoiding responses and trying to turn the tables with his own questions) ANSWER THE QUESTION! YOU MADE THE ASSERTION NOW DEFEND IT.,
The set of atheist beliefs.
1. Atheists do not believe in god or gods.
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?

Care to enlighten us? Atheism is generally a reaction to Theist claims that god's exist.. Nothing more. What are these claims you assert atheists are making? There is no atheist world view. At\heists are liberals and conservatives. Atheists are secularists, Buddhists, New Ageists, Spiritualists and more... Where is this belief system you speak of?

AJ777's picture
1. The origin of life on

1. The origin of life on earth can be explained by science. (Eventually)
2. We must create our own meaning to life. (So we can pretend that there is a purpose to our existence)
3. God does not exist. (And I don’t think I want him to)
4. Morality is subjective. (But God is still objectively evil).

LogicFTW's picture
Seems like a good list to me.

Seems like a good list to me.

On number 4, just correct it a bit, toss in: "human interpretation and action on the various god concepts" can be argued as evil based on the violence, misery, and general addiction to lies that holds the human race back from achieving greater. If we can decide/agree on what "evil is" (the subjective word idea) it would be rather easy to objectively measure the evil of the god ideas in terms of what it has done for the human race.

 
 

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Old man shouts at clouds's picture
Well, I just love bacon. Home

Well, I just love bacon. Home smoked by my local Swiss Butcher. He does a lovely line in home cured frying speck. Delicious.

Certainly more digestible than the crock o' shite AJ777 keeps serving up....atheism: " the lack of belief in a god or gods" .
That is it; end of statement.

Why do theists constantly attempt to redefine definitions to suit their warped and delusional views?
Is it because their own views cannot bear close scrutiny? They have to lump others into the morass of contradictions they experience in their daily lives?

We know "misery loves company" is that the basis for christianity?

arakish's picture
Old Man: "Why do theists

Old Man: "Why do theists constantly attempt to redefine definitions to suit their warped and delusional views? Is it because their own views cannot bear close scrutiny? They have to lump others into the morass of contradictions they experience in their daily lives?"

Which is why I shall always say any ideology that feels it cannot withstand criticism is inherently evil.

rmfr

Sky Pilot's picture
AJ777,

AJ777,

Did you know that the biblical Israelites/Hebrews/Jews could eat as much bacon, ham, and pork chops as they wanted?

Deuteronomy 12:15 (NKJV) = “However, you may slaughter and eat meat within all your gates, whatever your heart desires, according to the blessing of the Lord your God which He has given you; the unclean and the clean may eat of it, of the gazelle and the deer alike."

Hitch's picture
Seriously what is argument

Seriously what is argument from bacon?

arakish's picture
Hitch: "Seriously what is

Hitch: "Seriously what is argument from bacon?"

Bacon goes well with ANYTHING, even ice cream, especially chocolate ice cream. Thus, God exists. Why else would he create an animal whose belly meat and fat goes well with literally anything?

rmfr

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Arakish, Hitche and all....

@ Arakish, Hitche and all....

Chilli Bacon BLT with Jalapeno Jack (which I cant get here) with extra jalapenos and Aoli...oh gawd....

chimp3's picture
I made a bacon baklava for

I made a bacon baklava for Christmas. Nice twist on a classic dish.

Sapporo's picture
Is the argument from

Is the argument from Schizophrenia also direct evidence God is real?

CyberLN's picture
It is to RatSpit.

It is to RatSpit.

Sheldon's picture
Well someone had to say it,

Well someone had to say it, it was the Schizophrenic elephant in the room.

rat spit's picture
Schizoaffective-Depressive.

Schizoaffective-Depressive. Far better prognosis. Far less severe illness. And it’s nice to see you Atheists have finally caved under the stigma. You can now consider your selves all a bunch of inconsiderate tits (the birds of course).

rat spit's picture
And may I take this moment to

And may I take this moment to remind you all that you too are suffering from constant auditory hallucinations. However, you are simply among the naive majority who take their inner voice as evidence of some self generated “own” being. Your lack of insight and imagination do not surprise me.

Sky Pilot's picture
Some people can't eat bacon

Some people can't eat bacon or processed meats like sausage and ham. They are too salty and make their feet swell. If you know anyone with swollen feet or calves (edema) tell them they might want to stop eating those foods.

rat spit's picture
*Ahem* And if everyone would

*Ahem* And if everyone would like to speak one at a time. I can’t understand you all when you’re all asking questions all at once. I’ll be adorning my aluminum foil helmet for the rest of the night. It helps with the Alien technology that the American Government has implanted in my head - for thought transmissions obviously.

But seriously - the Religious Nut Jobs who have convictions about Jesús and who not always end up in better conditions than the “Atheist Schizophrenic”. Ie. the people who chalk up their illness to government CIA programs, tin-foil helmets, and microchip implants.

All hail the OverLord! All hail the Evil One! Let me be their voice in a world of non-believers. Let the blood of the infidels run red through the streets of Bákar - where the lion hunts the eagle in the darkness of the morning!

Hitch's picture
Well, then I suppose sex is

Well, then I suppose sex is also evidence of god.

rat spit's picture
Not if you have an erection

Not if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours.

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