The Adam and Eve in The Garden Of Eden story

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SeniorCitizen007's picture
The Adam and Eve in The Garden Of Eden story

Serpent = The Penis
The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil = The Penis
The Tree of Life = The Penis

God says to the Serpent (i.e. The Penis)

"I will put enmity between thee and the woman... "

What is the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil?

... and why did Adam "fall" when he tasted it?

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Old man shouts at clouds's picture
Oh Keerist...I nearly fell

Oh Keerist...I nearly fell off me chair...fortunately I have a "Battlebull" with armrests etc...so merely cracked a rib laughing.

Telepathy and now this? What next? "the truth of pentecostalism?" Bwaahahhahahaah

Cognostic's picture
Why are we having this

Why are we having this conversation? You are telepathic and already know what everyone is going to say. I don't see the point. Just respond to the post I was going to make. In fact, no one needs to post anything. You just put their names down and respond. You can save us all a whole lot of time.

BiNkaBi's picture
Rofl!!

Rofl!!

SeniorCitizen007's picture
Genesis 3,15

Genesis 3,15

And I will put enmity between thee and the woman,
And between thy seed and her seed;
It shall bruise thy head (give the man a headache)
And thou shalt bruise his heel (drive away the eldest son, the Christ)

The New International Version of the Bible (which selectively introduced, in many places, violent imagery which is not in the King James version) has ...

He will CRUSH your head.

There are other versions of this verse in other Bibles.

Check it out.

Do you realise what I am implying about the person who wrote the Garden of Eden story?

Why is Christianity bedevilled with priests, etc., who are "deviants"?

SeniorCitizen007's picture
Genesis 3,14

Genesis 3,14

And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

The snake thinks to himself "What's he bleedin' talking about? Snakes like me are supposed to crawl around on our bellies ... what kind of curse is that!

The "inner mesning" is maybe that God is cursing the penis ... as a focus of female interest?

SeniorCitizen007's picture
Under British law: The

Under British law: The religious hatred act 2006 ... we have a right to "ridicule and abuse" ANY religion or belief system and the practices thereof. The word 'abuse' is actually used in the wording of the law.

Anonymous's picture
Oh, come on, you aren't going

Oh, come on, you aren't going to expect discussion NOW, after all the crap your little monkey brain threw out from your monkey cage, are you? You expect discussion? Or even to be taken seriously?

BLPHT

David Killens's picture
My tree is bigger than your

My tree is bigger than your tree.

BiNkaBi's picture
I just contacted Sylvia Brown

I just contacted Sylvia Brown via Montel Williams. She says all psychics are frauds. She should know...

chimp3's picture
I don't give a shit about any

I don't give a shit about any lesson from the Bible. The Bible is not a source of mystery requiring interpretation. You can toss it and live life just fine. Next!

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