You're Banned!: The Long Awaited (Probably Not Actually) Reboot!

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You're Banned!: The Long Awaited (Probably Not Actually) Reboot!

Here it is! The long Awaited reboot that I doubt anyone actually cares about!

For those who may not know, the point of this is to come up with a random, comical reason to "ban" the person above you. Enjoy!

If anyone wants to get an idea of how this tends to go check my recent topics and there should be a link to the last one of these I did before my hiatus.

(Sir Random is back. I intend to leave "Tieler" at the end until everyone understands that it's me again)

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Sir Random's picture
I ban myself for still

I ban myself for still continuing this form of what is more than likely psudo-entertainment.

jamiebgood1's picture
I ban you for spelling pseudo

I ban you for spelling pseudo wrong. I also thank you because now that I looked it up I know what it mean.

Sir Random's picture
I ban you for Grammar Nazism!

I ban you for Grammar Nazism! :p

algebe's picture
I ban you for the Hitler

I ban you for the Hitler reference.

mykcob4's picture
I ban you for assuming you

I ban you for assuming you have the power to ban someone.

Sir Random's picture
I ban you for confusing me

I ban you for confusing me about whether or not you realize this is meant to be a joke....

mykcob4's picture
I ban you for not knowing

I ban you for not knowing that I know it is a joke.

jamiebgood1's picture
I ban you both for joking

I ban you both for joking when were all about to go BOOM!!!!

Pitar's picture
I ban myself to charitably

I ban myself to charitably save the person below me the trouble, and curmudgeonly bust the rules of engagement. Elusive reclusives unite!

mykcob4's picture
I ban you for the imitation

I ban you for the imitation of a cowboy poet.

Stu. K.'s picture
I ban you for impersonating

I ban you for impersonating James Madison. You identity thief.

Nyarlathotep's picture
A ban you for having the

A ban you for having the avatar of a failed function.

Sky Pilot's picture
Nyarlathotep,

Nyarlathotep,

I ban you for being a bad god.

Sir Random's picture
I ban you for over

I ban you for over associating him with his profile image.

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Hahahaha

Hahahaha

Stu. K.'s picture
AHAHHA THAT WAS GREAT!

AHAHHA! That was great Nya

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
I ban myself for reading this

I ban myself for reading this at work.

Sir Random's picture
I ban you for banning

I ban you for banning yourself.... Lel

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
I ban you for banning me

I ban you for banning me after I banned myself and therefore canceling my ban like a reciprocal. This is a fun thread lol.

mykcob4's picture
I ban you for using "ban" too

I ban you for using "ban" too many times!

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
I ban you for writing the

I ban you for writing the first amendment, then banning me for saying "ban" !

algebe's picture
I ban Saint Peter. Now he's a

I ban Saint Peter. Now he's a rock banned.

Endri Guri's picture
I ban you all for denying

I ban you all for denying others' human rights and attempting to constraint their freedom of speech.... too far, okay, I'll walk myself out...

mykcob4's picture
I ban you for being so young

I ban you for being so young and so accomplished....!

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