The joke on us Atheist

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The joke on us Atheist

My friend just posted dis on my Facebook page.its Hilarious.What you all think.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said, “Do you want
to talk? Flights go quicker if you…
strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to
the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is
no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he
smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do
you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the
little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God,
Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know
shit?”

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